Entertainment & Music - 24 October 2006

2006-10-24 01:31:04 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*****d," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

2006-10-24 01:31:02 · 29 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-24 01:30:38 · 4 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Movies

2006-10-24 01:29:48 · 8 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Television

2006-10-24 01:29:45 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 01:29:18 · 7 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Television

I like 1-Breakaway......2-Since you've been gone.......3-Behind these hazel eyes......4-Becuase of you.......5-Walk away...Ilike all off them. which one do you like the most?and if there are any ones?and why?do you like them?

2006-10-24 01:29:08 · 9 answers · asked by Dee 2 in Music

Dr.Frank had slept with one of his patients & was feeling really guilty, no matter how much he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming

but every once in a while he would hear a reassuring voice in his head say "Frank you arent the first doctor to sleep wiv one of his patients & u certainly wont be the last so just let it go"

but invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality by whispering "Frank your a f*cking vet!"

2006-10-24 01:28:46 · 25 answers · asked by devine_gem22 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-24 01:28:40 · 8 answers · asked by xxlouisamacdxx 2 in Movies

I am a girl just engaged. My fiance has travelled to another country now. I want to make him a surprise on the Haloween. I need heaps of new creative ideas. Just wanna give him a big surprise.

2006-10-24 01:28:26 · 2 answers · asked by Noha 1 in Other - Entertainment

I would have Giant Haystacks as my mother and Speedy Gonzales as my father.

2006-10-24 01:25:31 · 13 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

I still think this is one of my favorite movies...its so funny all the little sex refrences...

2006-10-24 01:25:16 · 6 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Movies

2006-10-24 01:24:51 · 2 answers · asked by geeby 1 in Other - Entertainment

movie you watched
book you read
thing you ate
date you went on
time you changed the color of your hair, got a tattoo or a piercing?

2006-10-24 01:24:33 · 12 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-24 01:23:49 · 14 answers · asked by wayne 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, come on guys, how many of you have a myspace account and check it all the time?! Or am I alone in the world?!

2006-10-24 01:22:34 · 15 answers · asked by Christian S 2 in Other - Entertainment

There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

2006-10-24 01:22:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-24 01:22:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw this movie once in my life at the movie theater when I was a little girl. when I got older I began to ask questions about it and I found out that it is only shown once in a great while and that it would never be out on DVD. does anyone know if it is true?

2006-10-24 01:21:41 · 7 answers · asked by cheryl b 1 in Movies

my teacher said.. the song was for a satanic church... and if you listen to the song reversed.. you will hear.. i love marijuana...
WHAT DO YOU THINK..??

2006-10-24 01:21:27 · 19 answers · asked by ninja_14 2 in Music

Mine 5:50 pm.

2006-10-24 01:21:25 · 27 answers · asked by Cherry 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 01:21:01 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I LUV avril! She is my fav! I am so excited for her third album to come out in 2007!

2006-10-24 01:20:41 · 18 answers · asked by Kp_rock_star 2 in Celebrities

why u think so and why you hate/love them

2006-10-24 01:18:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-24 01:18:19 · 21 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Music

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with
St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a
little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams "Oh my God,"
says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled
to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that

2006-10-24 01:18:00 · 25 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-24 01:17:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-24 01:16:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 01:16:10 · 9 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-24 01:15:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles