There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one
night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down
and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*****d," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
2006-10-24 01:31:02 · 29 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha funny
2006-10-24 01:32:39 · answer #1 · answered by chij onpala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, 9/10
2006-10-24 12:51:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit long for him to catch on, eh?
2006-10-24 08:33:37 · answer #3 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-24 17:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by lost_rabbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao..very good
2006-10-24 08:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ellie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good, I like!
2006-10-24 08:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lottie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA I really liked this one....made me chuckle!!
2006-10-24 08:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny though
2006-10-24 08:41:30 · answer #8 · answered by nguyendien22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep! liked that one!
2006-10-24 08:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i enjoy reading your jokes keep them comming
2006-10-24 10:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2006-10-24 10:12:29 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋