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An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with
St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the
holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a
little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams "Oh my God,"
says the old lady, "now what is happening?"

"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled
to fit the halo."

"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized."

"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that

2006-10-24 01:18:00 · 25 answers · asked by Liane H 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
I GIVE IT A 10/10!!!!
I simply loved it and I think that its supreme AWESOME AND TOTALLY ROCKING!!!!!!
I don’t know where you guys dig up such great jokes which make me fall to the ground laughing.!!!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!
loved it baby...juz loved it......the cutest!!!
I mean the funniest!!!

2006-10-24 01:24:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Original!

2006-10-24 08:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by mrdanlondon 2 · 0 0

hahahahha, brill. 8/10

2006-10-24 12:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Any chance that she could take a message to my ex husband?

2006-10-24 09:07:32 · answer #4 · answered by scary mary 3 · 0 0

HAHA! how nice to see a good joke on ere! xx

2006-10-24 08:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by devine_gem22 4 · 0 0

LOL, very good, nice to see someone with a sense of humour on here... :-)

2006-10-24 08:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by literary_angel 3 · 0 0

Not a very funny joke huh?

2006-10-24 08:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by MGG 2 · 0 0

Sounds like she knows the drill...

2006-10-24 08:38:22 · answer #8 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0 0

Nice to see a good joke for once!!!

2006-10-24 08:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like your style.

2006-10-24 16:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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