This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas & orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, & the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya...where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's ok boys, he's one of us!"
2006-10-23
09:30:09
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