This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas & orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, & the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya...where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist...now just what th' hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's ok boys, he's one of us!"
2006-10-23 09:30:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, I've heard the rumours and I just want you to know that there is no truth in them whatsoever.
Dolly, the sheep, and I are just very good friends.
Okay?
2006-10-23 09:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funnie! lol
* A blonde on the way home from work accidently ran over and killed 2 squirrels. She felt terrible so she took the road-kill to a taxidermist to have them stuffed. When asked if she wanted them mounted, she replied...."No, i think holding hands will be just fine."
lol
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2006-10-23 16:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one,call me a taxi.
2006-10-23 16:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is mountain goats illegal? Ibex it is.
2006-10-23 16:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh! Pretty da_ _ good I'd say.
2006-10-23 16:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooh we've all done it
2006-10-24 05:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny
2006-10-23 16:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by blue_princess_angel1492 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your killin me. lmao..
2006-10-23 17:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello how are you, im fine thanks
2006-10-23 17:45:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋