A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this..'.looking for a man with these qualifications: won't beat me up or run away from me and is great in bed'.
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day.
The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I".
2006-10-23 09:34:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very funny fidgety.Fancy ringing it with his bell end!
It wasn't the same Bob who met this utterly fantastic blonde with a stuck up attitude.
She said"I don't go to bed with any guy unless he has got a 12 inch c-ck."
Bob said"Oh Bollocks then,I'm not cutting 2 inches off for anyone!"
2006-10-24 01:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh s h i t hi bob
2006-10-23 16:59:39 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, but if the batteries in the doorbell went - he wouldn't be much good at knock knock jokes, would he?
2006-10-23 16:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny you made my day great again i had the most lame day but all the jokes i read this one cheered me up the most!
thanx
2006-10-23 16:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best ha ah ah ah ah aha ah aha aha
2006-10-23 17:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
2006-10-23 21:02:30 · answer #6 · answered by Tommyboy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaha sound like me ,without arms and legs hahahahahah
2006-10-23 16:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but still a good joke haha
2006-10-23 16:37:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a while but i got it... Thats so funny.
2006-10-23 16:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny keep up the good work
2006-10-23 16:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by hound 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋