Entertainment & Music - 23 October 2006

A man was demonstrating a new computer at an electronics show.
A young man came up to see how it worked.
"Ask any question you like," Demonstrator said. "It knows everything."
Our hero typed, "What is my name?"
The computer responded, "Hello Jeremy"
"Well," Jeremy said, "that's pretty good. Must be some kind of trick."
"Try something else," the man said.
"What is my birth date?"
"August 21, 1981."
"That's right, but still no big deal." Then he typed, "What is my mother's name?"
"Mary Elaine Jones."
"OK," Jeremy said, the he typed, "Where is my father?"
"At Chicago," the computer responded.
"Ha!" he typed, "my father is at San Diego, California."
"No, your mother's husband is on the battleship USS Tennessee, stationed at San Diego California." And your father is at the McCormick Company's Regional sales meeting in Chicago.

2006-10-23 09:51:02 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-23 09:50:37 · 24 answers · asked by bry09 2 in Movies

2006-10-23 09:50:32 · 17 answers · asked by cb09 1 in Movies

Find a picture of the trailer I live in? If you can you get 10 points!!
Be funny ok! Get FUNNY pictures of single wide trailers.

2006-10-23 09:50:07 · 6 answers · asked by Phil the janitor 1 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know the costume for school.

2006-10-23 09:49:57 · 2 answers · asked by Youreallywannakno 1 in Television

I dont really know it well, but it goes something likes this "I know who I want to take me home, I know who I want to take home."Sorry thats all I know I hope you can help. I remember in the music video it was raining outside of a restaurant.

2006-10-23 09:49:55 · 7 answers · asked by adrian p 2 in Music

By Rascal Flatts, (country)

At the end of the video, Why does the girl say, "I saw You."?
And Is the girl pregnant. She's holding her stomach a lot in the whole thing, and she's vomiting at one point...... Or is she just really, REALLY upset about her BF's Death??


BTW... Check it out first if you want....I'll wait. LOL!! It's "My Worst Fear" By Rascal Flatts. Go to
www.music.yahoo.com

2006-10-23 09:49:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We are trying to save some money here. I work at home, use my car mostly to drive back to where I'm from (six hours), and that's about it. My car is a 2001 Honda, so is five years old... and I still have full coverage on it. How do you decide when you don't necessarily need all of that? and what do you think I should definitely have? (I have been in an accident a year ago when someone ran a red light and totaled my car... geico fixed it, but probably wouldn't have, but I begged them.. there was over $11,000.00 damage and I'm wondering if I hadn't had full coverage, what would have happened... ) Thank you for any information or thoughts

PS I don't ask this in cars because no one answers

2006-10-23 09:49:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who thinks that is like the best movie ever madeee?!! what did u think about it!!

2006-10-23 09:49:12 · 6 answers · asked by bry09 2 in Movies

when does the new series of the catherine tate show start on bbc2 also who is you favourite character.

2006-10-23 09:49:07 · 11 answers · asked by Trish 3 in Television

GUT sucked in as deep as they can all the time? why did you pick her

2006-10-23 09:48:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I would want the power to control *all elements*. (duh, considering my name is elementalsoul224) Especially water, that would be so much fun! Muhahaha, I could use fire, earth, water, air, light, darkness,...etc...

2006-10-23 09:48:35 · 9 answers · asked by elementalsoul224 2 in Other - Entertainment

When is it coming out? Any interesting facts on Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana?

2006-10-23 09:47:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

bugles or combos ? which kind of bugles or combos?

2006-10-23 09:46:03 · 19 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Don't know much about history"?

...I don't know the title but its quite old'

2006-10-23 09:45:44 · 26 answers · asked by Legend 3 in Music

I LOVE HCO!!!! hollister is awesome...what about you?

2006-10-23 09:45:25 · 14 answers · asked by thats_hot_097 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-23 09:45:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-23 09:45:02 · 15 answers · asked by cb09 1 in Movies

2006-10-23 09:44:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."

2006-10-23 09:44:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I need some really good 80's songs and artists

2006-10-23 09:44:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My birthday is March 11. I'm not telling you the year!!!!

2006-10-23 09:44:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

movie?

2006-10-23 09:44:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

It was on BBC3 last night. Personally I found it a little underwhelming, and I was quite disappointed. I don't think I shall be watching it again.

But I want to know what all of you thought.

2006-10-23 09:43:59 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Television

... pen or pencil behind your ear and then forgotten it was there?

If so, did you then look frantically for the pen/pencil you thought you had?

THIS IS A POLL

2006-10-23 09:43:57 · 27 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

lord before i lay down to sleep i pray for a man whos not a creep. One whos handsome, smart, and strong, one whos willy is thick and long! Oh send me a man who's thoughtful and kind makes love to my body wont **** with my mind! But as i kneel here and pray by my bed i lookat the wanker you sent me instead . AMEN

2006-10-23 09:43:47 · 9 answers · asked by rochie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-23 09:43:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, and then caught a train to London.

The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on his feet and walked the length of the train looking for any place to sit down.

Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking, older British lady with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.

"Could I please sit in that seat?" he asked.

The lady was insulted. "You bloody Americans are so rude," she said. "Can't you see my dog is sitting there?"

He walked through the train once more and still could not find a seat. He found himself back at the same place.

"Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home - so I would be glad to hold your dog if I could sit down," he said.

The lady replied, "You Americans are not only rude you are arrogant too."

He leaned against the wall for a time, but was so tired he finally said, "Lady, I've been on the front lines in Europe for three months with not a decent rest for all that time. Could I please sit there and hold your dog?"

The lady replied, "You Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you are also obnoxious!"

With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped in, picked up the dog, threw it out the window, and sat down. The lady was speechless. An older, neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat spoke up.

"Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's description of you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot of things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your fork with the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong bi*** out of the window."

2006-10-23 09:42:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-23 09:42:33 · 18 answers · asked by limmigrl 1 in Celebrities

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming toward him so he covered himself up with the newspaper he was reading. The little girl came up to hinm and asked "What do you have under the newspaper?"
"A bird", the guy replied.
The girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me about my privates and the next thing I know is I'm here". The police went back to the beach, found the girl and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?"
After a pause, the girl replied...."To him! Nothing!...I was playing with the bird and it spat on me so I broke it's neck, cracked its eggs and set it's nest on fire."
Moral of this story...................never lie to kids!

2006-10-23 09:42:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles