A man was demonstrating a new computer at an electronics show.
A young man came up to see how it worked.
"Ask any question you like," Demonstrator said. "It knows everything."
Our hero typed, "What is my name?"
The computer responded, "Hello Jeremy"
"Well," Jeremy said, "that's pretty good. Must be some kind of trick."
"Try something else," the man said.
"What is my birth date?"
"August 21, 1981."
"That's right, but still no big deal." Then he typed, "What is my mother's name?"
"Mary Elaine Jones."
"OK," Jeremy said, the he typed, "Where is my father?"
"At Chicago," the computer responded.
"Ha!" he typed, "my father is at San Diego, California."
"No, your mother's husband is on the battleship USS Tennessee, stationed at San Diego California." And your father is at the McCormick Company's Regional sales meeting in Chicago.
2006-10-23 09:51:02 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats funny, that is really funny, really really really, funny, it's funny ! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
2006-10-23 09:59:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoo that is one informed computer. Bet Jeremy was in shock.
2006-10-23 09:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen a computer get an a** whippin? ; P
2006-10-23 09:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o thats a good 1 luved it
2006-10-23 10:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mother i think I'm pregnant
did you have a checkup
no mom it was a polish
2006-10-23 09:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by mukyon1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i'll give it a 10
genius computer inded ^_^
can i say like me????
just joking
2006-10-24 15:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn Technology
2006-10-23 10:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thanx for the laugh...lol
2006-10-23 11:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2006-10-23 10:35:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
limit the size
2016-05-22 02:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋