A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.""Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."
2006-10-23 09:44:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How can i give you 10 points for that one ?
2006-10-23 09:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by kman1830 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No concept no matter if you had to ask a question or narrate some jokes. If it were the second one one then lemme say they were rib ticklers ..if its a question the answer is that its the manufacturerer's determination to have diverse SKU's. we've packs of 24 too. < What ?? One each and every hour of the day ??? >
2016-10-16 06:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. I think the 12-packs are for pimps J/K
2006-10-23 09:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great 1
2006-10-23 10:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by Dia 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A classic joke LOL
2006-10-23 09:53:42 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just not right! =0)
2006-10-23 10:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny i think thats the best joke i've heard all day.
2006-10-23 09:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Sasha♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't really all that funny. Chuckle Chuckle. Ha Ha.
2006-10-23 10:22:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol that last part was funny.
2006-10-23 09:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahayea, yea ,ya come off hahahahahaah
2006-10-23 09:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋