Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2006

2006-10-22 01:14:40 · 1 answers · asked by ehhhhhhhh.......... 1 in Other - Entertainment

Well.....

2006-10-22 01:13:13 · 31 answers · asked by Me, nobody else but me.... 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:12:53 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

hello from Paris to Canada !

2006-10-22 01:07:51 · 7 answers · asked by jmk 3 in Music

2006-10-22 01:06:15 · 14 answers · asked by TO FAST TO FURIOUS 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir," answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh - excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we're still talking about drugs here, right?"
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Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.
"What's the problem?"
"I want to hit that adulterine' biitch for breach of contract," snapped the oilman.
"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!"
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive DRILLING RIGHTS!"

2006-10-22 01:01:09 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-10-22 01:01:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when I pass gas(fart) its pointed at the ground but hits me in the nose every time....

2006-10-22 01:00:49 · 14 answers · asked by aggravatingprick 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Broke Back Mountain Lady

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two
cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of win e,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes
into town again, you're fired!"

2006-10-22 01:00:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

this could be from any film- hollywood or otherwise. also say why and if you can what is it about those characters or actors/actresses playing those roles that grabs your attention and what you love most about them that makes their partnership special and so great

2006-10-22 00:57:34 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-22 00:56:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why did the black woman leave/ get kicked off the show. She was one of the main characters

2006-10-22 00:56:34 · 11 answers · asked by mi_mi_78 1 in Television

2006-10-22 00:56:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 00:53:13 · 1 answers · asked by Brooke O 1 in Music

I for one will and then judge the film and Craig

2006-10-22 00:52:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-10-22 00:51:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in acting career and singing career.....

2006-10-22 00:50:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

So who is the Better of the two? ''ALICE COOPER''or ''KISS''?

2006-10-22 00:49:41 · 10 answers · asked by Eugene 2 in Music

patronising comments >Do you think he should be pensioned off and looked away in some maximum security geriatrics home ?
Do you agree and who do you think should replace him ?

2006-10-22 00:49:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-22 00:49:31 · 9 answers · asked by Joseph M 1 in Television

2006-10-22 00:46:35 · 13 answers · asked by limpit58 2 in Movies

i have a band it is a rock band and i want to write a rock song...

2006-10-22 00:45:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

we are two girls and we play gothic and metal music


i need a name

2006-10-22 00:44:23 · 41 answers · asked by nonnynutgirl 1 in Music

A car was involved in an accident in a street. A large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.
"Lying in front of the car was a donkey"
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A drunk is at a bar and stumbles into the bathroom. All is going fine for a few minutes and then the bartender hears a blood curdling scream from the bathroom and then silence. Another minute or two go by and then another scream reverberates. This was enough and the bartender ran to the bathroom to see what was going on, "What the hell is wrong with you?" the bartender yelled.
The drunk man replied, "Every time that I try to flush this toilet something reaches up and squeezes my balls really hard!"
"You idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"

2006-10-22 00:42:59 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 00:42:27 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-22 00:40:55 · 29 answers · asked by thelovethinguk 2 in Celebrities

if you can design a clock/watch, what would you make. it can be as imaginative as you'd like.

2006-10-22 00:40:28 · 6 answers · asked by KevinLT 1 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-22 00:40:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hey,
I just wrote, composed and recorded 4 new songs at a major recording studio in California, and I'm dying to know what you think of it!
Please listen to a track or 2 and give me some opinions!

I'm a very determined 15 year old singer/songwriter/composer currently pursuing a career in the music industry -- help me out u guys!
Tell me which one is ur favorite, which is ur least fav, etc -- it all helps :)

Please gimme some constructive criticism
If you're just going to hate or put me down, then don't bother wasting your time.

LISTEN HERE PLEASE:
http://www.myspace.com/mickymyspace

Thanks!
Micky
http://www.mickymusic.com

2006-10-22 00:40:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-22 00:38:43 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys