A car was involved in an accident in a street. A large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him.
"Lying in front of the car was a donkey"
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A drunk is at a bar and stumbles into the bathroom. All is going fine for a few minutes and then the bartender hears a blood curdling scream from the bathroom and then silence. Another minute or two go by and then another scream reverberates. This was enough and the bartender ran to the bathroom to see what was going on, "What the hell is wrong with you?" the bartender yelled.
The drunk man replied, "Every time that I try to flush this toilet something reaches up and squeezes my balls really hard!"
"You idiot, you're sitting on the mop bucket!"
2006-10-22 00:42:59 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The first one was new and funny. the second one was old, i heard it before but it was still funny.
2006-10-22 03:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one is 9 /10
2006-10-22 02:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one 2/5 and the second one 4/5 they were ok
2006-10-22 00:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by dew 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think their both 9/10.
2006-10-22 00:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punchline on the first joke was different when I heard it first. It was - In fornt of the car was a (female) dog
2006-10-22 00:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
9 outta 10
2006-10-22 01:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is funny, the 2nd one i've head numerous times before and so yeah
2006-10-22 03:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well the 1st one 10/10 funny
but sorry the 2nd one i didnt get it!
2006-10-22 02:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Pinky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second joke was genius.
Did you hear about the paper shop ?
It blew away !
2006-10-22 00:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ben H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok the first one is well ok i guess but the second one that is really a good one i might even use this one!!!!
Ratings......... joke 1.....6
Ratings..........joke 2....10+
2006-10-22 00:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Gina Dee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋