Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2006

the macdonald brothers keep getting through to the next round of x factor, who is voting for them? they are so rubbish even louis walsh was gobsmacked they got through last night

2006-10-22 03:35:56 · 20 answers · asked by bluebell 4 in Celebrities

2006-10-22 03:35:45 · 6 answers · asked by ny_designer211 2 in Magazines

http://www.near-death.com/experiences/reincarnation07.html

http://www.civilwarhistory.com/NARA/Books/John Brown Gordon_ Reminiscences of the Civil War.htm

2006-10-22 03:35:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-22 03:35:10 · 29 answers · asked by Judas Rabbi 7 in Polls & Surveys

Rate it or hate it?

2006-10-22 03:35:08 · 14 answers · asked by jessie 3 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know the words but it's the one video with the 4 guys going from treadmill to treadmil.

2006-10-22 03:33:33 · 8 answers · asked by buddy dog 3 in Music

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

2006-10-22 03:32:22 · 15 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"

LOUD SEX
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"


QUIET SEX
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"


CONFOUNDED SEX
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen".

WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"


WOMEN'S HUMOR
Nora's husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, she squirted it all over the doorknobs and he couldn't get back in.


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."

2006-10-22 03:32:10 · 17 answers · asked by Rick Harley 3 in Jokes & Riddles

my daughter really loves the magic school bus series that plays on TLC. does anyone know where i can find some dvd's?

2006-10-22 03:31:33 · 11 answers · asked by kajunprincezz 3 in Television

Okay so dont get me wrong I do like her songs but seriously you have to admit she does think she is her!Especially in her new video!Is she on drugs?Who all agrees with me?

2006-10-22 03:29:51 · 14 answers · asked by ms.biatch 1 in Music

U no dose little cartoony things like puppets! They were also popping up in weird ads for TMF! What the hell r dey? Some1 plz tell me! Dey're drivin me mad!

2006-10-22 03:29:16 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I've always loved all his music and I seem to get on a kick every so often where that's all I want to listen to. Is any one else like that? I have several SRV cd's and my current kick is the Texas Flood cd. My all time favorite song is "Life By The Drop" - I'm a sucker for a clear, crisp acoustic guitar riff everytime!!

2006-10-22 03:29:08 · 11 answers · asked by raiden 2 in Music

I'm looking 4 LMFAO ROTF funny!!!

2006-10-22 03:27:32 · 10 answers · asked by msnmlls 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 03:27:22 · 4 answers · asked by barlymo68 1 in Movies

hehhe :)

2006-10-22 03:26:14 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 03:26:07 · 17 answers · asked by Snorty 1 in Television

Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "You know, when I was 30 years old and got a erection I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40 years old I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50 years old I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

2006-10-22 03:25:47 · 15 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 03:23:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm wanting to listen to other rock bands, and so can u pls recommend some rock band..

2006-10-22 03:22:07 · 17 answers · asked by khat_18 2 in Music

2006-10-22 03:21:41 · 19 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 03:21:03 · 14 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 03:20:48 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

free pork. lol.

2006-10-22 03:20:45 · 7 answers · asked by thatdude 2 in Jokes & Riddles

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in a small yorkshire village wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townsfolk sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Lucifer appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Lucifer a bit. Lucifer walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "of course i do"

Lucifer says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "hell no of course i'm not"

Lucifer, concerned, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "hey man i have been married to your god damned sister for 25 years thats why"

2006-10-22 03:20:24 · 9 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 03:20:17 · 25 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Jokes & Riddles

terrorist who burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe trying to blow the army bus up

2006-10-22 03:20:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 03:19:21 · 15 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Television

It has here in Laramie.......plenty.

2006-10-22 03:18:35 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a irish electrician

2006-10-22 03:17:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Me and my mate are singing at a bar next week, and we just cant seem to think of any female duets!
There are the obvious ones like i know him so well and abba- but thats all we can think of!

Any ideas? Thanks for your helpx

2006-10-22 03:15:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music