2006-10-22 03:21:03 · 14 answers · asked by MojoMan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's gotta be really bad. Get outta the hot tub, put down the martini and protect the corn and the cattle, Mojo....heaven help us, you're our only hope.
2006-10-22 04:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Mojo -- You must have missed the memo. The seagulls are already in Nebraska. It was not due to a storm. It happened when Mt. Saint Helen's blow up a number of years ago.
Although many of the original birds had all of their feathers either blown or burnt off, seceding generations have grown slightly different patterns. Many look like small bald eagles. They can be seen near all open land fills and in many parking lots surrounding McDonald's and Hardy's restaurants all over the state.
2006-10-22 11:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by Richard 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Didn't the Flock of Seagulls more or less call it quits about 1998 (for the second time)? Then they proceeded to get old and fat and have a VH1 reunion? I am sure the 80's tour dates included at least one stop in Nebraska.
Actually, I think they are doing the "Old and Fat but we want a new car" reunion tour right now.
2006-10-22 11:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you're seeing the occasional seagull, don't worry, they are there to support Big Red!
2006-10-23 16:32:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, close your shutters and bolt your doors, this could be another episode of the "The Birds". Got any stale bread?
PS Don't forget to close your chimney flue either, you don't want Santa Gull coming down the chimney!!
2006-10-22 11:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by Sassy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't know but the mall parking lot in Chattanooga is infested with them. I always wondered why.
2006-10-22 18:44:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps what you thought were seagulls were in the fact black angulls
2006-10-22 14:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
well it will be the job of someone in Nebraska to scratch the phrase "Land Ho" out of the book of Phrases.and maybe add *** ***** *** *******.
2006-10-22 14:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Jujeaux 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are probably already there, along with the canada geese that refuse to go home.
2006-10-22 17:16:17 · answer #9 · answered by Alice Chaos 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stick your head in the ground and kiss your *** goodbye.
Sharky will dine fine tonight!!
2006-10-22 10:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋