Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "You know, when I was 30 years old and got a erection I couldn't bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40 years old I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50 years old I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand" "So," says the second drunk, "what's your point?" "Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"
2006-10-22 03:25:47 · 15 answers · asked by arfa54321 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who old are you and how drunk?
2006-10-22 03:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by scary mary 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good but when I was young with an erection i had to rest mine under the first rail of a five rail gate to stop it peeing in my eye but now I'm old i have to lodge it over the fifth one to stop it peeing on my shoes.
2006-10-22 03:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by bty937915 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two drunks in a bar, Paddy (there would have to be a Paddy) and Jimmy, drinking all day, come out of the pub and see a helicopter up in the sky, Jimmy looks up and says I wouldnt like to be up there in that thing, Paddy says I wouldnt like to be up there with out it!!!!!!
2006-10-22 03:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by sexy babe 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
gud one>>>
rofl.!!
i really like it.........
nice!!!!
(anyways, whats an erection , and what does lmao means???0
2006-10-22 04:01:00 · answer #4 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - See this is what called as positive thinking.
2006-10-22 03:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goody, I like that, merci.
2006-10-22 03:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by manforallseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO............. But why was he bending his erection?
2006-10-22 04:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like it
2006-10-22 08:18:38 · answer #8 · answered by candyfloss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny
2006-10-22 07:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by The Mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he hehe hehe that was funny.
2006-10-22 05:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋