A man was on trial for selling drugs, and a neighbor was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, "Did you ever get any cocaine or other drugs from the defendant?"
"No sir," answered the man.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Uh - excuse me sir," the witness said, "but we're still talking about drugs here, right?"
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Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.
"What's the problem?"
"I want to hit that adulterine' biitch for breach of contract," snapped the oilman.
"I don't know if that will fly," said the lawyer. "I mean your wife isn't a piece of property, you don't own her!"
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined, "but I sure as hell expect exclusive DRILLING RIGHTS!"
2006-10-22 01:01:09 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny..thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-22 01:03:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
7/10
2006-10-22 01:09:29 · answer #2 · answered by Wasting Time 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Good! I give them both an 8 out of 10.
2006-10-22 01:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like the second one the best. Good job. Keep them coming.
2006-10-22 01:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by just peachy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
2 thumbs up!!
2006-10-22 01:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by S U P R A M 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice ones, 7/10
2006-10-22 01:05:41 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
They're very funny...hahaha 9/10
2006-10-22 01:07:29 · answer #7 · answered by iluvcascada 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
9/10
2006-10-22 01:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY!!
KEEP THEM COMING!!
THE BESTEST ONES EVA!!!
10/10.
2006-10-22 03:17:52 · answer #9 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'll give the first one a 10
and
the second one an 8
^_^ thanks for taking the time to share it with us. keep it up
2006-10-22 13:54:32 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋