Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two
cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard
and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into
town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of win e,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did
as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them
neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he
was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes
into town again, you're fired!"
2006-10-22 01:00:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny. Thanks for the early morning chuckle...
2006-10-22 01:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! It carried my imaginations too far :P Totally unpredictable till the last line :)
Keep it up!
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-22 01:10:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasnt there one similar to this in the 'Little Johnny' series?
2006-10-22 01:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by Krishna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Oh my nauhgty mind - a classic joke
2006-10-22 01:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-10-22 01:08:55 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 03:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, heard of that before....kinda funny...
2006-10-22 01:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...i need to read it twice before i get it......but its very funny!!!
2006-10-22 01:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... good 1...
2006-10-22 02:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-22 01:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by just peachy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋