Entertainment & Music - 22 October 2006

2006-10-22 01:40:41 · 2 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Polls & Surveys

in the religion you were raised in? If not, did you find a different path of enlightenment?

(Good morning to you, Yahooligans!)

2006-10-22 01:40:24 · 16 answers · asked by lanai911 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:39:10 · 10 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Polls & Surveys

we put them on a tea tray i think,they were pretty unspectacular,does anywhere still sell them?

2006-10-22 01:37:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Am I the only person who finds this wrong?

Where I work we have Radio 1 on all day. They often slip in adverts for the latest shows being shown on both bbc radio and telly. That annoys me for one thing because they're still irritating adverts breaking into out listening time that we aren't supposed to have as we pay for the bbc. But, what gets me worked up even more is that they even advertise on the news bulletins as if they are news items. For example for most of last week the end item on the news reports were adverts for Torchwood starting with interviews with the cast and everything.

I'm sure they're allowed to do this as I can't see them breaking advertising laws without knowing. But, how do they get away with it legally?

It gets right up my nose

2006-10-22 01:37:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If yes, who? :)

2006-10-22 01:37:04 · 35 answers · asked by Tachana 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-22 01:36:21 · 19 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Movies

A dude with/who is:

1. dark skin (tan) or white skin?

2.Goth, Emo, Punk, or Rocker?

3.Muscular or fit?

4.Crazy but fun or polite but boring?

5.Long hair, semi-long hair, short hair, clean, spiked, or unusual hair?

6.Athlete or musician?

7.Asian, American, or Other?

Thanx... (BTW, If you're wondering why, I made a bet with my friend so.....)

2006-10-22 01:36:18 · 20 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:34:48 · 11 answers · asked by jammy.greeny@talk21.com 1 in Celebrities

I have a budget of 125.00
I have 3 aunts 2 uncles, 2 grandmother, by mom, my bro, my dad, and my cats?

My grandmothers I decided that i would make my moms mom a basket with apple accesories, i have know idea why she likes it, and my other a lemon, and again don't know why she likes lemons, Shes sweet? lol.

Give me some ideas, i want to make them homeade wit things i can by at stores. Thanks in advanced!!

2006-10-22 01:34:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:34:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:33:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont mean gory but ones that left you creeped out for days

2006-10-22 01:33:38 · 11 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 2 in Movies

2006-10-22 01:31:50 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Movies

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to
arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it.

So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?" he said "OK then", I said
"Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're
closest".

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the
night before and shoot the fox.

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I
said "Did you get my drift?”

So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a
complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it"; he said "Those are pickled onions".

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought "he's trying to pull a
fast one".

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said
"Eurostar?”I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?”. He
said "How flexible are you?" I said "I can't make Tuesdays".

But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack
myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was
Wedgie Kray.

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a
red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked
for a-ROMATIC duck".

But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a
competition and I won a years supply of Marmite......... one jar.

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your
carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-oover's witness".

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic
converter.

So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance
caller" he said "Not you again".

So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and
there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a
condiment".


Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example
Goran, even he's a witch.

And I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's
bisatchel.

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.
said "Are you two an item?”

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I
thought "That's a turtle disaster".

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want
your type in here"

A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything"

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is
this some kind of joke?"

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food
in here"

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

A seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to
the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why
they asked?” they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts
boasting in an open foyer."

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
Spain they name him Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to
his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished
she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

2006-10-22 01:30:59 · 12 answers · asked by untanuta 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Pub and disco have been booked, what extras will make it go with a swing bearing in mind there will be mixed age group. Any ideas please!!??!!

2006-10-22 01:30:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-22 01:30:31 · 13 answers · asked by Bear 2 in Music

Have we had to wait so long for Torchwood to come to our screens?

2006-10-22 01:27:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I like waif...what do you think?

2006-10-22 01:27:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:26:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i've never really had a deffinate answer

2006-10-22 01:26:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I mean I don't want to sound like a killjoy, but....

2006-10-22 01:26:09 · 35 answers · asked by Snowth 4 in Polls & Surveys

I love jazz and blues and found a magazine that sends a cd with their issues. Do you know of others? The one I get is from Relix..thanks for your help in advance.

2006-10-22 01:25:38 · 2 answers · asked by Mama Jazzy Geri 7 in Magazines

2006-10-22 01:25:04 · 12 answers · asked by tony ocasheltomemma 1 in Other - Entertainment

this means that the will Reggie put forward is the one that should be followed.

This raised a howl of protest among the three other sons. But Reggie banged his fist on the table and shouted, “Of course Dad would leave the company to me! I’m the most responsible! When he died, I was the only one who cared enough to put away all his most precious things—which is exactly how I foundthe will, tucked between pages 91 and 92 of his favorite book!”

Holmes leafed through the book—Bleed Them Dry: The Vampire Way of Business—and shook a finger at Reggie, “Responsible my foot! All I see is a big faker… and a will that may be as fake as the person who found it!”

What made Holmes suspect Reggie and the new will?

I’ve tried to get the answer, what comes only in my mind is that any paper cannot be tucked between pages 91 and 92 because it is just in the same page. I’ve tried to prove this and it really was. Can I be right?

I’ll give 10 points for the first one who answers best.

2006-10-22 01:23:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone please help me? I’ve got this riddle from a magazine, but until now, I can’t know the exact answer to this puzzle.

This is how it goes, the McVampire was a Vampire family.

When McVampire’s magnate Count Snackula died suddenly and left behind a sizable empire of fastfood chains, it was hard to tell, exactly, to which of Snackula’s four sons the company would go. Werelock Holmes let Sir Hossis, the family lawyer, explain. “According to the Count’s last will and testament, the McVampire company would be equally divided among his sons. But just yesterday, Reggie, the Count’s third son, came forward with a brand new will.

With the entire family watching, Holmes said that everything was identical except the content of course. The new one stated that Reggie and Reggie alone, would become the chairman of McVampire’s. Below the signature was a date. “Three days after the old will was written,” Holmes observed. According to Halloween law, this means that it (continued next)

2006-10-22 01:22:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-22 01:19:30 · 6 answers · asked by nvsweets2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-22 01:19:28 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-22 01:17:32 · 14 answers · asked by nvsweets2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

You are allowed to listen to 10 CDs of ONE Rock Band,- 24/7.
Which group makes the cut ?

2006-10-22 01:16:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music