when I pass gas(fart) its pointed at the ground but hits me in the nose every time....
2006-10-22 01:00:49 · 14 answers · asked by aggravatingprick 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. when you fart it goes towards earth and earth reacts by pushing it back towards you.
2006-10-22 01:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think best of avoiding the hitting the gas in your nose would be raise your butt higher and keep both cheeks wide apart then keep your nose down at the floor level and pass the gas with full force...I think this must help you....Please let me know the results !!! Ha ha ha....
2006-10-22 01:44:40 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its because the world hates u and every1 else and 2 get revenge it makes our gas go 2 our nose this is 1 of the many ways the world screws us over.
2006-10-22 01:33:55 · answer #3 · answered by jenz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny question. The scientific answer would be that the gas expelled is methane which is lighter than air.
2006-10-22 01:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by TJ's Dad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot air rises
2006-10-22 01:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Tominator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its gas and the fumes rise. did you ever hear the old saying every fox smells his own hole. Its the same thing. You know you left it so there for you smell it first.
2006-10-22 01:04:34 · answer #6 · answered by just peachy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hot air rises
2006-10-22 01:06:36 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because hot air rises
2006-10-22 02:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you probably have your nose too near to your **** as well.
2006-10-22 01:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Rick Harley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B-coz u r aggravating LOL
2006-10-22 01:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋