A woman was shopping at her local Asda store where she selected...
Pint of semi-skimmed milk
Box of 6 eggs
Carton of Orange juice
An ice-berg lettuce
Jar of coffee
and 1lb of bacon...
As she was unloading her items on to the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk, standing behind her, watched as she placed the six items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated "You must be single".
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation. She was, however, a bit intrigued by the drunk's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the conveyor belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiousity, getting the better of her she smiled broadly at the drunk and said, "Well, you know what, you are absolutely correct....But how on earth did you know I was single?"
The drunk replied "Cause you're ugly!" :(
2006-10-15
09:38:34
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