Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

I've forgotten the complete joke, but remember the punch line. A few words might be wrong, but here it is:
"Me no know, me no tell. Me push button, run like hell!"
Now that I've spoiled the joke I don't remember, can anyone fill in the rest of it?
It might be ethnic, the way this line is spoken. Some dopey guy was left in charge of something and did what he was not supposed to.
I heard it when I was a kid, so my rememberance of it being a 'dirty' joke was probably just the word 'hell'. It is an old one for sure, but nowhere on the web.

2006-10-15 09:07:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Cheap as chips....?

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex, the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table.....One night, while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor, where it smashes!!
To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfulls of five and 10 dollar bills. He asks his wife, "What's up with all the notes???"
Wife replies, "Well not everyone is as cheap as you are". :)

2006-10-15 09:07:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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which one would you rather date. an ice elemental or a fire elemental?

if you had to chose from a date with the human embodiment of ice or fire. which would you chose. can't decide.

ice person upsides

1. s/he would have a cool personality
2. s/he could make it snow at anytime
3. s/he could cool you own during the summer
4. s/he wouldn't get anger easily

ice person down sides

1. s/he is cold to the touch {remember she's the human embodiment of the cold so she wont melt}
2. s/he'd have a cold dispassion

fire person good points
1. you'd never need a litter
2. s/he'd be more fun than the ice girl/boy
3. s/he could warm you during the winter
4. never need a flash lite again

fire person bad points
1. they would hate water. o they'd never take a bath
2. they would be hot tempered
3. they would consume a lot

2006-10-15 09:07:18 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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What was your fave part from Southg Park episode"War Of Warcraft"?

mine when he said I AIN'T GOING TO LITENING TO A WOMEN

i think Kenny was the girl..

2006-10-15 09:07:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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riverdance or Lord of the dance?

what is better live?

2006-10-15 09:06:27 · 11 answers · asked by x !! Me !! x 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Why did Cat Stevens become Muslim?

2006-10-15 09:06:20 · 14 answers · asked by Noms 2 in Music

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Halloween Question?

What songs do you put at A kids halloween party??

2006-10-15 09:06:09 · 11 answers · asked by bark.bark.bark 3 in Music

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Actresses that live in FLorida?

2006-10-15 09:05:27 · 3 answers · asked by Brad D 1 in Celebrities

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What do you do when you see balloons in a store? Do you pop it?

2006-10-15 09:05:13 · 7 answers · asked by flappybob212 1 in Other - Entertainment

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who knew one of the olsen twins has cancer????

omg suprising huh???

2006-10-15 09:04:38 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

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If you are angry at your significant other...?

Do you let them know or do you keep it bottled up?

2006-10-15 09:04:25 · 10 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is prettier Daisy Duck or Minnie Mouse?

2006-10-15 09:04:11 · 35 answers · asked by DikiDoo 3 in Television

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Is R & B music the tool of the devil?

It must be, because when I listen to it my hips start moving uncontrollably. I squint my eyes and start yelling "Oh, Yeah!". How about you?

2006-10-15 09:03:17 · 16 answers · asked by Mr. Bernstein 5 in Music

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what does the 'best boy' do in movie production?

2006-10-15 09:03:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Thrash or Nu-Age Metal?

The original Thrash metal bands of the 80's versus the nu-age metal bands of today? I like both, but i want to get a broader variety of answers

2006-10-15 09:02:42 · 4 answers · asked by stallion6539 2 in Music

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What's your favorite line from a song and why?

Example...one of mine is "You may say I'm a dreamer...but I'm not the only one" by John Lennon. Because I think we all forever have the little 5 year old inside of us dreaming about bigger things.

2006-10-15 09:02:32 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Music

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