A woman was shopping at her local Asda store where she selected...
Pint of semi-skimmed milk
Box of 6 eggs
Carton of Orange juice
An ice-berg lettuce
Jar of coffee
and 1lb of bacon...
As she was unloading her items on to the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk, standing behind her, watched as she placed the six items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated "You must be single".
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation. She was, however, a bit intrigued by the drunk's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the conveyor belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiousity, getting the better of her she smiled broadly at the drunk and said, "Well, you know what, you are absolutely correct....But how on earth did you know I was single?"
The drunk replied "Cause you're ugly!" :(
2006-10-15 09:38:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good - i liked it a lot.
George W Bush goes to the barbers, listening to his i-pod - for a trim.
the barber asks him to take off his head-phones, but George tells him NO.
the barber starts to cut his hair and needing to cut around George's ears removes his head-phones.
after 20 seconds George falls out of the chair - he has fainted.
the barber confused at the situation picks up the head-phones and hears a voice saying "breathe in - breath out - breathe in - breathe out......."
its old but i wanted to prove how good yours was
:-)
2006-10-15 11:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2006-10-16 04:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are so NAUGHTY!!
But I like you!!
Great joke - gave me a good laugh - you tell a good tale - I was there - behind the drunk - watching it all unfold!!
2006-10-15 16:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Amusing!!
2006-10-15 16:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by Steve C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked that one.
2006-10-15 16:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by lisalvly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehe...
You've got ugly single women all over tinternet land really p i s s e d off now!!!
2006-10-15 16:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Glenn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-10-15 16:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by interested_party 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! either that or she smells of eggy bacon and coffee!!
2006-10-15 17:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny but kinda mean. I like it!
2006-10-15 18:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very good. I will try and remember that one!
2006-10-15 18:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Hammer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋