Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

What should I do?

2006-10-15 09:37:25 · 29 answers · asked by chaos causer 5 in Polls & Surveys

holding a spoon and wearing your mothers knickers looking at you?

2006-10-15 09:37:07 · 21 answers · asked by tarri 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 09:36:56 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 09:36:27 · 27 answers · asked by Flibble 3 in Polls & Surveys

A Former Wordperfect Employee
This is reportedly an actual phone dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee:

Support: "Hello, Technical Support; may I help you?" Customer: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

S: "What sort of trouble?"
C: "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."

S: "Went away?"
C: "They disappeared."

S: "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
C: "Nothing."

S: "Nothing?"
C: "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

S: "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
C: "How do I tell?"

S: "Can you see the
C:\ prompt on the screen?"
C: "What's a sea-prompt?"

S: "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
C: "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."

S: "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
C: "What's a monitor?"

S: "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
C: "I don't know."

S: "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
C: "Yes, I think so."

S: "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
C: "Yes, it is."

S: "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
C: "No."

S: "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
C: "Okay, here it is."

S: "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
C: "I can't reach."

S: "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
C: "No."

S: "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
C: "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark."

S: "Dark?"
C: "Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."

S: "Well, turn on the office light then."
C: "I can't."

S: "No? Why not?"
C: "Because there's a power outage."

S: "A power?!? A *power* outage? Aha! Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
C: "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

S: "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
C: "Really? Is it that bad?"

S: "Oh, yes, I'm afraid it is."
C: "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

S: "Tell them you're just too stupid to own a computer."

2006-10-15 09:36:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-15 09:35:49 · 9 answers · asked by tarri 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 09:35:39 · 11 answers · asked by bonfire035 1 in Celebrities

What is the one most important thing you've learned about girls.

2006-10-15 09:35:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"humming bird "......I think in the 70's Or "don't fly away"

2006-10-15 09:34:39 · 10 answers · asked by Dino 3 in Music

An alter-ego?

2006-10-15 09:34:35 · 23 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is the ONLY episode that Mike Brady DOES NOT appear in...

2006-10-15 09:34:07 · 9 answers · asked by nas88car300 7 in Television

Its for a project for my school project. Thanks!

2006-10-15 09:33:33 · 8 answers · asked by MikeAwesome 5 in Music

Whether it's commercials, dramas, sitcoms, or sporting events, discuss the major advances/changes in Television since it's creation.

2006-10-15 09:32:59 · 12 answers · asked by MHL 1 in Television

if you do, tell me your favorite song of his.

2006-10-15 09:32:34 · 8 answers · asked by justintkd595 1 in Celebrities

What is the best advice you can give about men?

2006-10-15 09:32:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

oh man, The Omen ( the new one), that scared the hell outta me, lol everytime i get jumped on some scary part, my foot kicked the seat right infront of me, I think the guy was very pissed...but that movie is very scary and I love it

2006-10-15 09:32:28 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Meow♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 09:32:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I prefer the smell of bottle rockets on the fourth of july, pop tarts in the mourning, and Geman Saunas in the afternoon...
Napalm in the mourning, well don't get me started...

2006-10-15 09:31:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 09:30:36 · 6 answers · asked by purple_waatermelon13 2 in Celebrities

...LEFT HAND or RIGHT HAND?
(left-hand turn...right-hand side...etc)
Do they not know which side it is
unless they look at their hands?

2006-10-15 09:30:11 · 9 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 09:30:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-15 09:29:48 · 4 answers · asked by sweetzandbookie_1012 1 in Movies

Wife decides to take hubby to strip club for his birthday.Arriving at the club,doorman says"Hey Dave!How ya doin?"His wife is puzzled&asks if he's been to this club before."Oh no"says Dave."He's on my bowling team".When they are seated,a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable&says"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"."Oh, she's in the Ladies Bowling Club honey,we share lanes with them".A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave and says"Hi Davey want your usual table dance big boy?"Dave's wife,now furious grabs her bag&storms out of the club. Dave follows,spots her getting into a cab.Before she slams the door,he jumps in beside her trying hard to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,but wife is having none of it.She's screaming calling him every name in the book! Cabby turns to him&says"looks like you've picked up a right ***** tonight Dave". :)

2006-10-15 09:27:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

sorry for the spelling. anyhow, im doing a dance and we're playing the most popular songs of eras. so far, what would u say todays are? thanks for the input!!!

2006-10-15 09:27:13 · 3 answers · asked by me 3 in Music

how do i make a bagpipe straw?

2006-10-15 09:27:13 · 7 answers · asked by pasapoo 1 in Music

well there is five in our family,so one of us is chinese.theres my mom and dad,my older brother colin and my younger brother ho chin chow.i think its colin

2006-10-15 09:27:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok, I Have Listed A Few Singers, Please Choose Your Best One.

Ne-Yo , 50 Cent , DMX , Ice Cube , Nelly , Mario Winans , Eminem , T.I, or Chamillionaire?

Your Choice:

2006-10-15 09:27:06 · 31 answers · asked by stu4milk 1 in Music

2006-10-15 09:27:00 · 15 answers · asked by ##spyker## 1 in Polls & Surveys

just curious

2006-10-15 09:26:47 · 10 answers · asked by psugirlie10 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-15 09:26:40 · 9 answers · asked by Number 9 1 in Music