Wife decides to take hubby to strip club for his birthday.Arriving at the club,doorman says"Hey Dave!How ya doin?"His wife is puzzled&asks if he's been to this club before."Oh no"says Dave."He's on my bowling team".When they are seated,a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable&says"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"."Oh, she's in the Ladies Bowling Club honey,we share lanes with them".A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave and says"Hi Davey want your usual table dance big boy?"Dave's wife,now furious grabs her bag&storms out of the club. Dave follows,spots her getting into a cab.Before she slams the door,he jumps in beside her trying hard to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,but wife is having none of it.She's screaming calling him every name in the book! Cabby turns to him&says"looks like you've picked up a right ***** tonight Dave". :)
2006-10-15 09:27:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love yor jokes! You have a brilliant sense of humour.
Hope you like this one.
A husband was at a loss what to get his wife as a birthday present.He was looking for something different,so a friend suggested:"For a laugh, why don't you have a special certificate made up which says that she can have 2 hours of great sex,any way she wants it?She'll love it.......and so will you."
The husband thought it was a great idea and went to a printer's to have the certificate drawn up.
A week later,the friend bumped into the husband in the street."Well,how did it go?"
"She loved it," said the husband."She jumped up,kissed me passionately on the mouth and ran out of the door yelling,"I'll see you in 2 hours."
2006-10-15 12:22:56 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
many times Dave how could you 4get bas@?>d
2006-10-15 16:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by sly baken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you talk your way out of that one then lol
2006-10-15 16:32:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-16 04:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, tha's cute and funny
2006-10-15 16:33:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-10-15 17:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Grizley Bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear oh dear.... Funny!
2006-10-15 16:30:35 · answer #7 · answered by interested_party 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-15 18:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll
2006-10-15 16:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by SIMON T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha I like your style!!!
2006-10-15 17:01:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋