Beautiful blonde walks into a doctor's surgery and the doc is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to remove her skirt; she does and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I'm doing?" asks the doc.
"Yes" checking for abnormalities" she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra; she takes them off. The doc begins rubbing her breasts and asks. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, checking for cancer".
Finally he tells her to take off her pants, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her...He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?".....
To which she replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here!!" :)
2006-10-15
08:55:33
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