Beautiful blonde walks into a doctor's surgery and the doc is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to remove her skirt; she does and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I'm doing?" asks the doc.
"Yes" checking for abnormalities" she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra; she takes them off. The doc begins rubbing her breasts and asks. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, checking for cancer".
Finally he tells her to take off her pants, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her...He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?".....
To which she replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I'm here!!" :)
2006-10-15 08:55:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!
What is the difference between herpes and true love?
Herpes lasts for ever!
2006-10-15 12:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLLAMOTF!!! (rolling on the floor laughing like a maniac on the floor!!) that was great!! u have some great jokes on here!!! i must say u have really cheered me up over the last few days!! very well done cuz many have tried and failed! lol!
2006-10-15 17:18:14 · answer #2 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 2 points
2006-10-15 15:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by flip4449 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, how I laughed. I angry with men right now, so that cheered me right up.
2006-10-15 15:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Tericka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so what exactly the question? how stupid the blond is or how crooked the doctor is?
2006-10-15 15:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by ~*~Nobody Important~*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL awesome
2006-10-15 16:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. Where'd you get that from? That's hilarious.
2006-10-15 15:57:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-15 17:19:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard that one before
2006-10-15 15:57:45 · answer #9 · answered by sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-16 04:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋