three blokes from kent on the train going to london to see paul mckenna. they arrive at the venue,get beer and get seated."For my next act i need 3 vounteers"the 3 blokes eagerly put up there arms ,"yes you 3 come down"said paul.So on the stage in seats paul clicks hes fingers an there under."these three men will do whatever there wifes asks for 24 hours"clicks his fingers again and off they go.next day jack comes downstairs opens the living room door and knocks into his wife who is decorating "bloody hell jack just smash the house up why dont you",with that he gets a hammer and does just that,meanwhile bob sitting in his chair smoking drops some ash on the carpet "go on bob burn the house down why dont you said his wife,to the shed gets petrol and does.in the pub later jack and bob tell there tales when mick walks in looking really upset whats up mick they ask when i got in last night i went to bed cuddled upto jo fancied my chances went down on her and she said you can cut that out
2006-10-15 08:52:22 · 20 answers · asked by ellementre 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl at that one!!!
2006-10-15 08:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it a lot! Hee hee
2006-10-15 15:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Caroline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.
2006-10-15 15:56:11 · answer #3 · answered by SIMON T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad with a little modification that joke has potential
2006-10-16 06:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever seen one of these?
2006-10-15 15:55:36 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Fox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-16 04:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-15 15:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a cracker.
2006-10-15 15:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by Warlock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-15 17:20:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-15 15:54:49 · answer #10 · answered by Raine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb
2006-10-15 15:56:08 · answer #11 · answered by timone 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋