A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad the boy asked his father, "What are those things daddy?"...
His dad said, "Condoms, son".
The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1, 3 and 12?"
The dad replied, "The packs with 1 are for the high school boys - 1 for Saturday night. The packs with 3 are for the college boys - 1 for Friday, Saturday and Sunday night and the packs with 12 in are for the married men - 1 for January, February, March...........
2006-10-15 09:46:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
TO THE SADO WHO HAS REPORTED ME FOR TELLING IRISH JOKES - GET A LIFE!! -
( I am FROM Ireland - we Irish can laugh ourselves unlike you, you idiot!!!)
2006-10-15 11:37:16 · update #1
Love your jokes fidgety.Ignore the saddos. Keep them coming.The jokes I mean!!!
Here's a condom joke for you.
Four nurses decided to play a joke on a doctor whom they thought was arrogant.Later,each discussed what they had done.
The first nurse said:"I stuffed cotton wool in his stethoscope so that he couldn't hear."
The second nurse said:"I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 107 degrees."
The third nurse said"I poked holes in all of the condoms he keeps in his desk drawer."
And the fourth nurse fainted!
2006-10-15 11:53:39 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I am married for 32 years and all I need is the one pack since I havent had sex in years and the one is just in case one more time happens.
2006-10-15 16:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by mo_nut53 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
not a bad joke and i agree im welsh and dont mind irish welsh or scottish jokes unlike the english who cant laugh at thereselves
2006-10-16 06:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by ward1703 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boy asks his dad to take him to the zoo - even though his mum took him last week.
when they get to the elephants, the boy asks his dad - what is that big thing hanging down?
his dad says - its a trunk
the boy says no - the other end.
dad says - what did your mum say that it was?
boy says - she said it was nothing.
dad says - that's her problem, shes been spoilt for so long.
2006-10-15 18:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Quality Joke, thumbs up for you matey!
2006-10-15 16:50:44 · answer #5 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really it is?
It made me disappointed of getting married.
2006-10-15 17:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fell off my dinosaur laughing at that one.
2006-10-15 16:49:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True....lol
2006-10-15 16:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by interested_party 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao!!! that is sooo true!! my boyfriend would agree with u...he says we're like a married couple already!! lol!!
2006-10-15 17:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-15 16:50:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋