Entertainment & Music - 6 October 2006

2006-10-06 14:22:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-06 14:22:34 · 7 answers · asked by Freakgirl 7 in Television

2006-10-06 14:22:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The
Other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print
in
the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming
your
food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the
slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me
to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I
fall
faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It
is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to
the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out
and
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing
but
sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw
under
the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same
door I
entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or
feline
attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I
cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter
who
is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Dogs and cats are better than kids .. they eat less, don't ask for
money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never
drive
your car, don't hangout with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your
clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they
get
pregnant, you can sell the children.

2006-10-06 14:21:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The only ones I know of are adult swim fix and toonamijetstream, but those only have a few shows.

2006-10-06 14:20:30 · 6 answers · asked by zag 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-06 14:20:29 · 15 answers · asked by Di 3 in Movies

Songs that talk about a person lending a helping hand. Another such song is "Reach out I'll be there" by the Four Tops. Anyone know of any others?

2006-10-06 14:20:19 · 12 answers · asked by yes1guy1no 2 in Music

2006-10-06 14:18:53 · 21 answers · asked by Vball Babe 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ok so im going to have this bigg a.ss
party for my sweet 16 it probly gonna be the biggest party ever in AZ!!!
so i want to put it on t.v. like have u seen those gurls that are on mtv show "my sweet 16"yeah do u people know how to get mtv for my party??
i cant wait my theme is gonna be PARIS HILTON cause we all know paris is the coolest prettiest gurl ever!!!!
i have already got my dress its pink and my teira its full of dimonds and has a heart on top were they put paris hiltons picture in the middle!!!!
cant wait especilly till i get my new car!!!!
my party is gonna be hott!!!!
my dad has rented the hilton hotel bar and restrunt and like 20 rooms for me and my best friends!!!!
but do any of u guys know how to get ahold of mtv???

2006-10-06 14:18:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Do hate incomplete sentence?

2006-10-06 14:18:36 · 14 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's called Mean creek. I got it in the mail today.

2006-10-06 14:17:40 · 13 answers · asked by wilowdreams 5 in Movies

One company wants its customers to know that the baking pan they bought 'will get hot when used in oven.'

My mom recently bought a new kitchen knife. It cautions, 'never try to catch a falling knife.'

I had to go to the hospital for eye surgery. The nurse came up to me and asked, "which eye is to be operated on?" my repsonse, "the left eye is the right eye.the right eye is the wrong eye."

finally:

My dad was booking a business flight when the reservation clerk gave him a choice of seats: the bulkhead or the shakespeare seat. A seasoned traveller my dad asked, "shakespeare seat?"
he replied, "u know, 2B."

2006-10-06 14:17:09 · 8 answers · asked by puertofrican 3 in Jokes & Riddles

or are you just freaky by nature?

2006-10-06 14:16:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

AND WHYYYY!!!??

2006-10-06 14:16:48 · 28 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Polls & Surveys

I shall miss you all, but I must go. I bid you goodnight! lol ^__^

2006-10-06 14:16:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I must have a word with him.

2006-10-06 14:15:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm 18 and I like watching fox because I like to see what goes in the world and like to watch politics.

2006-10-06 14:15:34 · 39 answers · asked by Loving Life, Always, and Forever 2 in Television

nails for breakfast tacks for snacks demo or nails for breakfast tacks for snacks real version by panic! at the disco

2006-10-06 14:15:03 · 6 answers · asked by whocares 1 in Music

should I be mad???

2006-10-06 14:14:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know it's a little early to be thinking about this stuff but the sooner the better.

ohh and i dont want it to be slow i want it to have a a beat

2006-10-06 14:14:19 · 22 answers · asked by Tamara J 2 in Music

I mean, you design them to your specifications, no one is going to make sure they are actually similar to yourself. Some of the choices people make on theirs is just... strange.

2006-10-06 14:14:14 · 33 answers · asked by Gorgeous 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 14:13:53 · 11 answers · asked by p3mk13 1 in Music

Do hate Newman?

2006-10-06 14:13:39 · 9 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering

2006-10-06 14:13:37 · 2 answers · asked by Jordie 1 in Music

2006-10-06 14:13:29 · 3 answers · asked by ziperca2000 1 in Music

2006-10-06 14:13:23 · 23 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5 in Polls & Surveys

I heard it on the radio this morning:

A kid was walking down the street and a guy pulled up to him in a car and asked him to get in. The kid says "NO!" ~ So the man says "Would you get in if I give you some candy?"
The kid says "NO!" The man asks "What if I give you $10?" The kid repeats himself "NO!" So the man tries yet again "What if I give you $100 dollars?" Then the kid says "Dad, I'm not getting in that car. You bought that Volkswagen, you ride in it."

2006-10-06 14:12:48 · 17 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Out of these characters, who would win a fight?

JLA/Avengers

Superman/Thor
Batman/Captain America
Wonder Woman/Hercules
Flash/Quicksilver
Green Lantern/Iron Man
Aquaman/She-Hulk
Martian Manhunter/Wonder Man
Green Arrow/Hawkeye
Black Canary/Wasp
Hawkman/Ms. Marvel
Atom/Yellowjacket(Hank Pym)
Red Tornado/Photon
Firestorm/Quasar
Zatanna/Scarlet Witch
Captain Atom/Vision
Blue Beetle/Black Panther
Plastic Man/Triathalon
Steel/Jack of Hearts

2006-10-06 14:12:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-10-06 14:12:20 · 6 answers · asked by iluvsoftball 2 in Other - Entertainment

someone asked Is the Queen of England American? and I replied 'You are an idiot' and got a violation do you think I deserved it and do you lose points if you receive one? pretty harsh considering some of the stuff you read on here !! whats the worst you've seen?????

2006-10-06 14:11:53 · 22 answers · asked by that b puss 3 in Polls & Surveys