One company wants its customers to know that the baking pan they bought 'will get hot when used in oven.'
My mom recently bought a new kitchen knife. It cautions, 'never try to catch a falling knife.'
I had to go to the hospital for eye surgery. The nurse came up to me and asked, "which eye is to be operated on?" my repsonse, "the left eye is the right eye.the right eye is the wrong eye."
finally:
My dad was booking a business flight when the reservation clerk gave him a choice of seats: the bulkhead or the shakespeare seat. A seasoned traveller my dad asked, "shakespeare seat?"
he replied, "u know, 2B."
2006-10-06
14:17:09
·
8 answers
·
asked by
puertofrican
3
in
Entertainment & Music
➔ Jokes & Riddles