I heard it on the radio this morning:
A kid was walking down the street and a guy pulled up to him in a car and asked him to get in. The kid says "NO!" ~ So the man says "Would you get in if I give you some candy?"
The kid says "NO!" The man asks "What if I give you $10?" The kid repeats himself "NO!" So the man tries yet again "What if I give you $100 dollars?" Then the kid says "Dad, I'm not getting in that car. You bought that Volkswagen, you ride in it."
2006-10-06 14:12:48 · 17 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Corny? It's Hilarious! LOL. LOL.
I can see that happening, because I had a Datsun once that my family told me was too yellow to ride in. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great Saturday evening!
2006-10-07 13:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your joke is very funny, not corny at all, I guess. Let us hear the next one from that radio station.
2006-10-06 15:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
insert chortle right here... hahahahaha my the prawns from district 9 are truly shellfish why do i even devour cake its a butt in an elevator candy is in easy terms a fantasy i used to be alluring oh wait no i wasn't get me good white albacore! i desire my bag of heat nuts condoms are for sailors
2016-10-02 00:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, that's corny indeed, but still quite amusing
2006-10-06 14:20:13 · answer #4 · answered by LJ 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
all that guy wanted to do was be a pedophile. then run for congress in fl.
2006-10-06 14:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, its pretty corny, but sorta amusing
2006-10-06 14:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Vanna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute.
2006-10-06 14:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by A Lady @ ALL Times 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very corny im gonna use it tho thx
2006-10-06 14:16:29 · answer #8 · answered by playa 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
almost too real to be funny, but funny.
2006-10-06 14:21:27 · answer #9 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty freakin funny!
Keep them coming!!!!!
Did you make that up?
2006-10-06 14:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋