Entertainment & Music - 6 October 2006

Actually becomes a well respected and mature woman who's not in the tabloids every f--king week?

2006-10-06 14:31:05 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-06 14:30:56 · 16 answers · asked by guy 1 in Music

2006-10-06 14:30:45 · 24 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

how'd she do it???? DUDE I AM SCARED!!!! anyone know how and please share.

2006-10-06 14:29:48 · 12 answers · asked by Carly 2 in Horoscopes

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."

2006-10-06 14:29:38 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 14:29:32 · 7 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Movies

2006-10-06 14:28:47 · 29 answers · asked by Rock Doll 5 in Polls & Surveys

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

2006-10-06 14:28:34 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 14:28:22 · 7 answers · asked by wtever 1 in Horoscopes

2006-10-06 14:28:20 · 16 answers · asked by Matthew B 1 in Other - Entertainment

Who is the artist sang the following words?

Ooh I think they like me
Ooh I think they like me

2006-10-06 14:27:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

lol BTW didn't make this up got it from internet.

2006-10-06 14:27:48 · 20 answers · asked by Carly 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 14:27:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why pay for the PIG when you only want a little sausage.

2006-10-06 14:27:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there are three men named poop shut up and manners. Ahhh! yells poop falling to the ground. "Here let me help!" says manners. Ding Dong! The doorbell rang. "i'll get it." So he opened the door. "hi i'm ur new neighbor wats ur name i brought a poem.la la la" "shut up." "what?" "shut up." "whats ur name sir???" "shut up" "oh my! where is your manners?" "oh manners? hes picking up poop. " " Oh! I didn't even get to know your name!" "shut up" He said. then she slammed the door shut. "Whats her problem?" "shut up" said poop. "thats my name!" whatd u think. please don't be brutal!

2006-10-06 14:25:46 · 11 answers · asked by Carly 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 14:25:32 · 21 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is there anyway that person you called can do the *69 thing and get my phone #. I called someone but I blocked my number so is there anyway he can do the *69 thing and get my number?

2006-10-06 14:25:26 · 24 answers · asked by Nikki 1 in Other - Entertainment

Paula Abdual last night?

2006-10-06 14:25:16 · 24 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lynch Mob is a band with former Dokken guitarist George Lynch.

2006-10-06 14:25:07 · 1 answers · asked by Vince 6 in Music

Who orginally sung the song "I Will Survive" It was a woman im for sure of

2006-10-06 14:25:04 · 18 answers · asked by Bridgette ♥ 5 in Music

This is such a bad question. Why would you even bother?

2006-10-06 14:24:20 · 24 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 14:24:18 · 31 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

i think its wonderful that they are getting these freaks off the street how sick does a person have to be to go after a 13 year old girl thats just gross:( then the stupid men sit there and cry cause they got caught WHAT A BUNCH OF LOSERS THEY ARE!!

2006-10-06 14:24:00 · 15 answers · asked by lita 5 in Television

2006-10-06 14:23:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-06 14:23:31 · 15 answers · asked by scotttorrez 2 in Movies

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a
package,
because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long
as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your
eyes
or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to
wear
their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their
hips.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends
are
complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this
issue,
so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your
underwear
showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, in
order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the
course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun
and
fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing
a
"barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it
comes
to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each
other, we
should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please
do
not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication
of
when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the
only
word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to
date
other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my
daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will
continue to
date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her
cry, I
will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear,
and
more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on
time
for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her
makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate
Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like
changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places
where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places
where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places
where
there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or
happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to
induce my
daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other
than
overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies
which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks
homes
are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the
all-knowing,
merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and
with
whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and
nothing
but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the
house.
Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the
sound
of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy
near
Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head
frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my
daughter
home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car
with
both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a
clear
voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then
return
to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged
face
at the window is mine.

2006-10-06 14:23:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

cause I've been feeling funny

2006-10-06 14:23:03 · 20 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

i know it's a lil early to ask that, but just wondering...i might go to Canada ( Toronto) visit some relatives, and it's gorgeous there

2006-10-06 14:23:01 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Meow♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 14:23:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I got pulled over yesterday for the first time and I got a citation for not carrying my driver's license with me. The cop asked my name, birthday, height and weight and I said "My actual weight or what's on my driver's license, b/c that's two totally different numbers..." and he didn't even crack a smile! Honestly some people have no sense of humor...

2006-10-06 14:22:58 · 20 answers · asked by Gorgeous 5 in Polls & Surveys