If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
2006-10-06 14:28:34 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK hon now that you have had your say. go get my slippers.warsh the dishs. run my bath. feed the dawg. and.. well I have to watch his show here. ow get me a beer, thank you sweet heart I LOVE YOU.
2006-10-06 14:33:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Interesting hypothesis, some true, some not so true.
2006-10-06 22:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get gray hair, you're distinguished. If she does, she's OLD.
it's cute tho
2006-10-06 21:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very true
2006-10-06 21:31:20 · answer #4 · answered by throatp0ker 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THIS is why we men can never win! You're exactly right!
2006-10-06 22:41:20 · answer #5 · answered by Mom of One in Wisconsin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, you just about hit the nail on the head.
2006-10-06 21:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by niwriffej 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True. lol
2006-10-06 21:31:47 · answer #7 · answered by horrorfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is why, we must never judge.
Good post.
2006-10-06 22:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by bespectacled 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very true
2006-10-06 22:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are abslutely right
2006-10-06 22:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by bell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋