Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2006

2006-10-04 06:18:16 · 15 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Polls & Surveys

- Crying is blackmail
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
- If you thing you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
- Yes, going standing up is more difficult that going from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
- Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.
- Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.

2006-10-04 06:18:05 · 8 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i just want to know.

2006-10-04 06:18:05 · 3 answers · asked by spammy 1 in Movies

2006-10-04 06:17:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mmm just wonderin what yall think

2006-10-04 06:17:37 · 4 answers · asked by Ambegurl 3 in Other - Entertainment

Was I being messed with???

I am babysitting a little girl...I wanted to go out but I didn't have her car seat...SO I put my daughter in the middle (buckled her up) but not in her car seat...she's only 4.....and put the younger girl in my daughters car seat.....well...if it didn't so happen a police car kept following us around....everywhere...I couldn't go no where because if the cop found out that my daughter wasn't in a car seat I would've gotten a hefty fine.....

I think the cop knew..

2006-10-04 06:17:36 · 16 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

And that I can invite loads of my friends to?

2006-10-04 06:17:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

why did loreile and luke break up??what was the arguement about??

2006-10-04 06:17:14 · 5 answers · asked by kate 2 in Television

Mine always does

2006-10-04 06:16:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did you choose the color or was it the only option you had at the time?...thanks alot!


Mine is black & I picked it..

2006-10-04 06:16:48 · 18 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

one is for hot water, one is for cold and one is for peroxyde.

2006-10-04 06:16:47 · 6 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Jokes & Riddles

This show is incredible. Can you blieve the FBI guy offed Tweener?

2006-10-04 06:16:35 · 11 answers · asked by bbjones9 3 in Television

are you going to go and get tested

2006-10-04 06:16:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 06:15:54 · 4 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Music

This morning I found a really big egg out in my lawn. I mean HUGE. I think it might be a dragon egg. So I brought it to work, since I didn't want it to get stolen.

Now it's hatching. How am I going to explain this to my boss?

2006-10-04 06:15:42 · 10 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

its like an older song... it goes i'm so in love with you, whatever you wanna do is alright by me, cuz you make me feel so brand new! thanks for your help!!

2006-10-04 06:15:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

2006-10-04 06:14:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

loyola
hearst
or san diego state???

2006-10-04 06:14:03 · 7 answers · asked by Sophia 1 in Television

When does 97.3FM Easy Rock begin Christmas Music Broadcasts 24/7?

2006-10-04 06:13:57 · 4 answers · asked by Adam Chambers 4 in Music

2006-10-04 06:13:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has any celebrity gone out of their way to be cool to you?

2006-10-04 06:13:12 · 1 answers · asked by quintanafi 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-04 06:12:56 · 8 answers · asked by michelle 1 in Music

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."

2006-10-04 06:12:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what do you call a black president

riged


what do you call a mexican president

over run

what do you call a islam president

the end


what do you call gearge bush as president

a mistake

2006-10-04 06:11:54 · 6 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-04 06:11:46 · 4 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Polls & Surveys

i dont remember much about it, here is what i do rememeber..
its about a man who has a robot woman as his co piolet on a spaceship, he lands on a deserted planet maybe to answer a distress call, the planet is a rocky desert like planet that seems to have no life forms, but he comes across different races that try to kill him.
Then at one point he finds himself having to fight for his life in a futuristic buliding on top of a mountain, all the people in this building are the same style people out of mad max( the film isnt mad max)

thats all i rememebr.

2006-10-04 06:11:03 · 3 answers · asked by vickie 3 in Movies

If you are an adult, do you have a habit that you brought with you from your childhood?

And if so, what is it?

I will be honest and tell you mine is picking me nose, if my partner didn't know, she does now, sorry babe!

2006-10-04 06:10:51 · 17 answers · asked by Panther 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 06:10:51 · 14 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Polls & Surveys

Very superstitious, writing's on the wall
Very superstitious, ladders bout' to fall
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way

Very superstitious, wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin' strong
You don't wanna save me, sad is my song

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, yeh, yeh

Very superstitious, nothin' more to say
Very superstitious, the devil's on his way
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, no, no, no

2006-10-04 06:10:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do you want to Win!
I'm going for Delicious

2006-10-04 06:10:02 · 13 answers · asked by tana09 1 in Television