- Crying is blackmail
- Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
- Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
- Anything you wear is fine. Really.
- Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
- If you thing you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
- Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
- Yes, going standing up is more difficult that going from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
- Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
- Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
- If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
- Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
- Women wearing Wonder Bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about being stared at.
- Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up put it down.
2006-10-04 06:18:05 · 8 answers · asked by Wilson Wilson 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha yea thats what all us women need to know!
2006-10-04 06:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No my wife does not know and does not care!
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
2006-10-04 06:24:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont like being cross checked.. learn to lie properly
dont want us to give you directions..try to remember them the second time at least
dont wanna get into early mornin fights....stop watching crappy midnight movies
want us to speak up regarding what we want....earn a bit better..get a raise
dont know how to use a toilet seat....use the backyard
p.s. why do you guys eat so fast
or
wear the wierdest scent/aftershave and linger around us....n still complaint abt that headache
get some help buddy
coz we are just fine
2006-10-04 07:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Great, give a little get a little.
2006-10-04 06:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by passthevasia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rules for women is :
woman alwayas incomplite with out man !
2006-10-04 08:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Prince 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is that what you advised tim the tool man taylor
2006-10-04 06:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by jack jack 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you`ve compleatly bogoled me.
2006-10-04 06:29:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the tip
2006-10-04 06:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by Pinada 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋