what do you call a black president
riged
what do you call a mexican president
over run
what do you call a islam president
the end
what do you call gearge bush as president
a mistake
2006-10-04 06:11:54 · 6 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya are right i can't spell but all the jokes is true
2006-10-04 06:17:27 · update #1
this is the joke for all, who answers this question:
Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing,", said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."
GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-04 06:20:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rigged
Over run
The End
A Mistake
Sounds like a good epitaph for Bush
2006-10-04 08:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by How e' ye Horse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the worst line of jokes I have ever read. Shame on you.
2006-10-04 06:15:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
what do you call bad speeleng
this quession
2006-10-04 06:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by artisticallyderanged 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LEARN TO SPELL!
2006-10-04 06:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
who cares, because i don't, you have really lame jokes.
2006-10-04 06:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by Ashanofy Frederick Dixon 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋