Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."
2006-10-04 06:12:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Citizen, that one should go in the book of America's greatest Jokes.
2006-10-04 06:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short Sex Joke
2016-11-05 04:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That brought a smile to my face, cute way to start out a day, say that Mom sure had a handle on her job.
2006-10-04 06:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by koni 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent. Nearly peed myself.
2006-10-04 06:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I laughed, I cried, it moved me bob. That was a doozy.
2006-10-04 06:13:54 · answer #5 · answered by cdb774 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good thing she didn't pick them up by their noses
2006-10-04 06:18:50 · answer #6 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
made my day with that one
2006-10-04 06:16:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL: hahahahahha
2006-10-04 07:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooohhhhhh that was bad LMAO
2006-10-04 06:57:02 · answer #9 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha good one. Long and sweet.
2006-10-04 06:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋