A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2006-10-04 06:14:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
:) :) :) :)
2006-10-04 09:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say no, unless I knew for a fact that she would make my penis fall off. Because I can't have that.
2006-10-04 13:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by DLB 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... Good shitt man. Keep em coming
2006-10-04 13:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on the situation
2006-10-04 13:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you know I'm good. I think I'll pass.
2006-10-04 13:16:44 · answer #5 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yep have before and would again .
2006-10-04 13:16:17 · answer #6 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope he packs condoms!
2006-10-04 13:18:13 · answer #7 · answered by dct1218 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!! LMAOO
2006-10-04 13:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by *Mz Ciska* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No lol
2006-10-04 13:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Pinada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woo hoo....thats funny........
2006-10-04 13:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok, WHERE'S THE HOTEL!!! LMAO!
2006-10-04 13:17:06 · answer #11 · answered by costellos_creation 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋