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one is for hot water, one is for cold and one is for peroxyde.

2006-10-04 06:16:47 · 6 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Jojo>>>>this is for you:

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

2006-10-04 06:47:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't use peroxyde

2006-10-04 06:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by Pinada 3 · 0 0

Sorry to be mean, but this isnt funny at all.

2006-10-04 06:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by Katherine S 2 · 0 0

try again. that was a bad punch-line

2006-10-04 06:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

don't mean to be a jerk, but that wasn't funny.

2006-10-04 06:24:03 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

not funny

2006-10-04 07:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0 0

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