2006-10-04 06:10:51 · 14 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Begin in the tropical regions to secure our world's supply of bananas, then slowly pick us off as we begin to weaken due to our loss of potasium. Be sure to convert your dead to zombies as well, as few things are scarier than a zombie monkey.
2006-10-04 06:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by chunkstyle46 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first off you'll have to get through earth's gravity and then you'll have to come in undetected because if we detect something foreign in the sky we'll shoot it down first then ask questions later. If you can do all of that, then probably a night attack would be best because we'll all be in our homes sleeping and we won't have news on to alert us to the approaching danger. Just be aware as with any invasion WE WILL WIN!!!!! We'll give your kind some kind of virus or something like they did in Independence Day. then it will be Signora Baby.
2006-10-04 13:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally I think you should contact the monkeys here on earth they are much smarter than most humans I know........I bet they will give you many good ideas....... Oh try to hide a few of you in the zoo's I know it maybe degrading but you'll see and learn alot about how stupid man can be.
2006-10-04 13:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by no 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah! You probably think the dominant species on this planet has four wheels and is made out of metal. (It's really those little critters inside.) So all your car killing plans will have to be revised. Check back in another 50 years when you have a better plan.
2006-10-04 13:15:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plentiful Drugs
Lottery Tickets
Allow use of Credit Cards
Set up Gambling in most major cities
Encourage people to not volunteer, not get involved
2006-10-04 13:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by god knows and sees else Yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your kind? Be more specific and I can give you a specific plan of invasion tailored just for you.
2006-10-04 13:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by mom_of_ndm 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too late, pitiful creature. Already been done. We're coming after your kind next.
Watch the skies. Keep watching the skies.
2006-10-04 13:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by Dwight S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should package yourselves as pets. You can sell little packets of yourselves through ads in the backs of comic books showing you as happy little creatures. Bill youselves as low maintenance and easy to tend.
2006-10-04 13:15:18 · answer #8 · answered by rucirius 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can see that drugs are a big problem on earth. My God help him to quit.
2006-10-04 13:13:48 · answer #9 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start an EMO band and rally your troupes in the form of 14 yr old girls.
2006-10-04 13:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋