Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2006

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
Her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
Exclaimed:
"I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
Mother".
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" he asked.
"Yes,
yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me", said
The
man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was
Told and
followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
He
then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my
Zipper". She
did. "Now go ahead ... Take it out...." he said. She reached in and
Grabbed
it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered
"Well............ Go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth
Closer to
it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively
Said...........
"Hello. Mom,-- can you hear me?"

2006-10-04 23:35:19 · 25 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-04 23:35:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

"The male giant squid has to use a puny 15-gram brain to coordinate 150 kilograms of weight, 10 metres of length and a 1.5-metre-long penis," he says. "He physically plunges this penis into the female's arms, which are rather unfortunately right next to her beak. Because he is coordinating so much with so little, I think occasionally bits get chewed off when they inadvertently get too close to the beak."

Newscientist

2006-10-04 23:34:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sunlight

2006-10-04 23:34:05 · 7 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

What do you thinkof the movie? Especially Siddhu and Genelia?

2006-10-04 23:31:45 · 14 answers · asked by Arpita 2 in Movies

will he be playing his released music or will he be playing music from his faith

2006-10-04 23:31:07 · 1 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-04 23:30:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 23:29:31 · 2 answers · asked by bobbyrockey 1 in Movies

Everyone in the apartment complex I lived in knew who Ugly was. Ugly was the resident tomcat. Ugly loved three things in this world: fighting, eating garbage, and shall we say, love. The combination of these things combined with a life spent outside had their effect on Ugly.

To start with, he had only one eye, and where the other should have been was a gaping hole. He was also missing his ear on the same side, his left foot appeared to have been badly broken at one time, and had healed at an unnatural angle, making him look like he was always turning the corner.

His tail has long since been lost, leaving only the smallest stub, which he would constantly jerk and twitch. Ugly would have been a dark gray tabby striped-type, except for the sores covering his head, neck, even his shoulders with thick, yellowing scabs. Every time someone saw Ugly there was the same reaction. "That's one ugly cat!"

All the children were warned not to touch him, the adults threw rocks at him, hosed him down, squirted him when he tried to come in their homes, or shut his paws in the door when he would not leave. Ugly always had the same reaction. If you turned the hose on him, he would stand there, getting soaked until you gave up and quit. If you threw things at him, he would curl his lanky body around your feet in forgiveness. Whenever he spied children, he would come running meowing frantically and bump his head against their hands, begging for their love. If you ever picked him up he would immediately begin suckling on your shirt, earrings, whatever he could find.

One day Ugly shared his love with the neighbors huskies. They did not respond kindly, and Ugly was badly mauled. From my apartment I could hear his screams, and I tried to rush to his aid. By the time I got to where he was laying, it was apparent Ugly's sad life was almost at an end.

Ugly lay in a wet circle, his back legs and lower back twisted grossly out of shape, a gaping tear in the white strip of fur that ran down his front. As I picked him up and tried to carry him home I could hear him wheezing and gasping, and could feel him struggling. I must be hurting him terribly I thought. Then I felt a familiar tugging, sucking sensation on my ear- Ugly, in so much pain, suffering and obviously dying was trying to suckle my ear. I pulled him closer to me, and he bumped the palm of my hand with his head, then he turned his one golden eye towards me, and I could hear the distinct sound of purring. Even in the greatest pain, that ugly battled-scarred cat was asking only for a little affection, perhaps some compassion.

At that moment I thought Ugly was the most beautiful, loving creature I had ever seen. Never once did he try to bite or scratch me, or even try to get away from me, or struggle in any way. Ugly just looked up at me completely trusting in me to relieve his pain.

Ugly died in my arms before I could get inside, but I sat and held him for a long time afterwards, thinking about how one scarred, deformed little stray could so alter my opinion about what it means to have true pureness of spirit, to love so totally and truly. Ugly taught me more about giving and compassion than a thousand books, lectures, or talk show specials ever could, and for that I will always be thankful.

He had been scarred on the outside, but I was scarred on the inside, and it was time for me to move on and learn to love truly and deeply. To give my total to those I cared for.

Many people want to be richer, more successful, well liked, or beautiful, but for me, I will always try to be "Ugly".

2006-10-04 23:28:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 23:28:37 · 7 answers · asked by collins 1 in Celebrities

Cecil is a clever sealion...

2006-10-04 23:27:16 · 5 answers · asked by monkeymanelvis 7 in Music

do you guys[and gals!] prefer your partner to be skinny[we're talking bout 40-50kg(88 pounds-112 pounds] or like 60+ kg[132pounds++]
just curious!
happy choosing!

2006-10-04 23:26:28 · 22 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

i ----------------- a lot !!!!

?? :)

2006-10-04 23:25:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have the materials, and the technology. (most of it, i think). Has anyone ever thought of making a suit like this? Anyone hear of anything like this in development?

If i become rich, i want to make one for fun. of course i probably wouldn't be allowed to put weapons of mass destruction on it. :(

2006-10-04 23:24:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I dont mean in the audience i mean properly apeared like on a quiz show ? Have you been to any auditions ?

2006-10-04 23:24:42 · 9 answers · asked by theprettypoolplayer 2 in Television

some ppl just seem rude. i thought this was were ppl came to just have some laughs....so WTF died and crawled up some ppls @sses?

2006-10-04 23:24:39 · 6 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 23:23:33 · 12 answers · asked by Emmauk 2 in Music

any free clay animation programs i could download pls a really good one i'm new to this

2006-10-04 23:23:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

1) angels - robbie williams;
2) i've had the time of my life - jenifer warnes and bill medley;
3) another one bites the dust - queen;
4) knocking on heavens door - bob dylan or
5) i want to live forever - fame....

2006-10-04 23:22:21 · 25 answers · asked by ET 3 in Polls & Surveys

what is your favourie 80`s song ??

2006-10-04 23:22:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

that stuff is beyond nasty!

2006-10-04 23:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 23:21:18 · 2 answers · asked by ron s 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-04 23:21:18 · 23 answers · asked by kelly b 1 in Jokes & Riddles

less than 5 people on your watch list
in between 5-10
10-15
or
15 or more(if so how many)????????

2006-10-04 23:21:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone think Tia Dalma could be Davy jones love? as when jack nicks a ring from tia's hut you see a sort of heart shaped locket and then later on you see a bigger version on davy jones piano (which later on he sleeps to the music from it)

2006-10-04 23:20:55 · 10 answers · asked by anniesandal 3 in Movies

2006-10-04 23:19:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im a bad girl! lol *wink*

2006-10-04 23:19:16 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hindi songs: Murder Reloaded
With Stereo

2006-10-04 23:18:55 · 16 answers · asked by Vicky N 1 in Music

And The Littlest Hobo too.

2006-10-04 23:18:40 · 21 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Television

what did you think about it?

2006-10-04 23:15:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television