2006-10-04 23:21:18 · 23 answers · asked by kelly b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I got really drunk one night and thought it would be funny to hide my flat mates new Ford Focus STI, when she woke up the next day she called the police while i was still in be hung over. I could not remember where i had left it so i didnt say anything. It took 3 weeks before it was found, and i got found out, i only left my phone (which i thopught i had lost) in the car making a funny vid of my whole adventure, lets just say she was not my flat mate for much longer
2006-10-04 23:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by Yoda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One guy had dissed me badly and he was a bigtime jackass and ajerk,so i said ill remember what he did.so after everyone left school i entered the building through the roof I Wrecked my classroom put all the chairs everywhere even one out of the window threw the desks on the floor (but i made sure the property wasnt damaged) and wrote on the whiteboard with a permament marker wrote on the board "(Da guys name)rox!(all with gloves obviously)!And the principal is a ***!then I left the dustbin hanging on the nail of the wall near the door so tht wen it was opened it would fall.Then i watched all the fun happen.the best part is tht nut barged into class(he was the first)and then it fell on him.he was like yelling and he saw the others laughing at him so he got even more angrier and took one of the chairs and threw it at the window!hahaah to cut a long story short he was yelled in front of the whole school by the principal and was suspended for 3 days and ordered to pay for the window.thank god the cops werent called cuz the class was just in disarray and i got away with it clean!!!it still makes me smile thinking about that incident:D
2006-10-05 09:51:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I once foned a guy my wife worked with and told him that i was from the local cash and carry and it had been discovered that certain batches of Cheesy wotsits were contaminated with arsenic. My wife gave me the batch numbers of the boxes they held in stock at the office and i gave him these numbers. He was a big wotsit eater - up to 5 packs a day!
As you can imagine, he went into orbit when he found the numbers matched - we let him stew for a good 2 hours before telling him!
2006-10-05 06:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband once got a buddy to call me and tell me there had been an accident and he was hurt, this i later found out was not true so when i was pregnant i got my revenge!!
i was only a few day away from my due date and i threw a cup of water down myself and went into the room my husband was, i acted up a little and looked very worried! I was shouting at him and saying i needed to push, he fell out of bed and ran out of the room, he was trying to get dressed but slipped and fell half way down the stairs.
At this point I thought i better come clean so I did.
he was furious!
we had to go to the hospital where we were told he had broken his wrist! Ooops
i'm dreading to think what he will do for revenge for that but i'm waiting for it!
2006-10-05 06:29:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
4 of us scared the crap out of one of our friends on a running path once.
3 of us hide in the bushes while the 4th came down the path with the friend. We jumped out and tackled the kid, cursing and making a ruckus scaring the crap out of him. We tied him up to a soccer goalpost on a nearby field in just his underwear and left him there for an hour or so. (the friend in on the scheme and running with him took off 'scared')
That friend went back and untied him after the hour or so was up. To this day I don't think he ever knew who it was. We were all masked, and deepened our voices to sound like older kids.
Kids can be cruel. Don't worry folks, I have reaped and I have sowed and I have gotten equal in return.
2006-10-05 18:55:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago a friend and I pulled the "flaming paper bag of dog pooh" trick on the porch of a creep. It worked wonderfully. Still gives me a laugh when I remember them stomping on the bag(to put out the fire), and then holding their noses and pointing.
2006-10-05 06:25:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen, done and had done to me many tricks. One guy I knew had a mountain bike that was his pride and joy. Another mate stripped it down to it's last nut and bolt and put it in a box out side his room.
The same guy also also spread aload of cress seeds all over the floor of another guys room and then watered it while he went away for a week. When the room owner came back he had a carpet of cress to welcome him home!
2006-10-05 06:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by Whitelord 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
set up a false alarm then ask some1 to cut the power switch and when everybody was screaming I played a banshee sound.
2006-10-05 09:16:20 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mate and I visited a friend in hospital. We got an empty lemonade (soda if you're a yank) bottle and filled it with water so it looked like white lemonade. Later that night the man in the next bed said he was thirsty so our friend offered him a drink of 'lemonade'. We had to take alot of abuse from his family.
2006-10-05 07:38:35 · answer #9 · answered by The Shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Fill hairdryer with baby-powder.
2. Coat doorknobs with baby-oil and wait for scream.
3. Swap salt and sugar and wait for coffee drinker,
4. Change time in clock and in the morning, tell your mom that it is 4.00 p.m. . And watch the fun
2006-10-05 06:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋