Entertainment & Music - 4 October 2006

A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"

His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."

2006-10-04 10:45:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

OK, here are some first names of girls I know mixed up with the last names of guys I know. Which do you think sounds the best?

Shae Smartt
Shae Keene
Stephanie Brewer
Stephanie Reynolds
Paige Reynolds
Paige Smartt
Elizabeth Keene
Elizabeth Reynolds
Taylor Smartt
Taylor Brewer

Which sounds best with each first name?

2006-10-04 10:44:55 · 4 answers · asked by ~S~ is for Stephanie! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 10:44:44 · 1 answers · asked by daddy4shoes 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-04 10:44:30 · 27 answers · asked by funnychipper 1 in Polls & Surveys

Must be legal and not P2P

Thanks
Randall

2006-10-04 10:44:13 · 11 answers · asked by katrat644 2 in Music

2006-10-04 10:43:59 · 2 answers · asked by DREMONibd 1 in Music

Going for the popularist 50answer type question

2006-10-04 10:43:39 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love this band!

2006-10-04 10:43:10 · 1 answers · asked by gothpunkgothic 1 in Music

2006-10-04 10:43:02 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Your group is starving to death with no food at all and comes across a few decapitated zombies.
A. Let's Chow down!
B. Let someone try the zombie meat to see if it's safe
C. **** this! I ain't eating the living dead
D. Set fire to the bodies

2. What would be your primary gun? ( type any, but only one) To fight zombies?

3. How do you finish off a zombie?, for good?
A. Decapitate it
B. Pump it full of lead
C. Burn it
D. Destroy the brain
4. What creates zombies?
A. Solanum
B. Voodoo curses
C. T-virus
D. If you have time to worry about it you're probably not in immediate danger, so does it matter how they came to be? Kill them all!

5. Let's say your fighting zombies close quarters, they could come from anywhere, best protection?
A. Full Riot gear
B. Tight clothes and short hair
C. Plate Armor
D. Shark suit

6. Your team member just got bitten, after killing the zombie that bit him, do you...
A. Sorry dude, but I have to kill you
B. Perform First aid
C. Am

2006-10-04 10:42:36 · 3 answers · asked by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 in Other - Entertainment

I'm wondering cause he's playing my state fair (i know..i know). I wanted to know who's playing in his band, but some info i found in searches and stuff is kinda leading me to believe he's on a country / bluegrass kick now, and playing old VH / DLR songs in a country mode. Anyone have any info? Seen him? What's goin on?!

2006-10-04 10:42:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-04 10:42:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I kinda like her music

2006-10-04 10:42:13 · 7 answers · asked by ImaGman 5 in Music

2006-10-04 10:41:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This is a party for my daughter.I am open to all ideas within reason-we are on a budget. I was thinking about inviting boys to the party also. It would be well supervised!! Her birthday is in November. She is pretty much into anything trendy, a straight A student and very social but not into the whole BF thing -and that is fine by me!! I don't want to do it at my home-it is too small! Help!!! (Oh I want it to be a surprise)!

2006-10-04 10:41:04 · 8 answers · asked by sleepy_girl 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-04 10:40:11 · 10 answers · asked by rmorris264 2 in Television

Does anyone know if they will add any bonus tracks months from know so I don't buy it with only 15 tracks incase it could have more tracks? I the world's biggest Ludacris fan I got all studio albums ha,ha,ha!!!

2006-10-04 10:40:09 · 7 answers · asked by detroitred1965 2 in Music

Yup :)

2006-10-04 10:40:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-04 10:40:00 · 4 answers · asked by Lawson 1 in Movies

Hi all,

My brother is returning from the service shortly, and I'd like to suprise him with a new left handed acoustic guitar. Nothing too cheap - I'm able to spend up to $500.

Any suggestion appreciated. Thanks!

AJ

2006-10-04 10:39:45 · 6 answers · asked by AJ 2 in Music

volume, length, curl, or color?

2006-10-04 10:38:47 · 30 answers · asked by spoof ♫♪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 10:38:41 · 24 answers · asked by ovalhead34 3 in Music

I'm not sure why i think this, but for some reason the new season just doesnt engage me as the first two did. Whether its House getting better (althought he's worse again) or maybe the writing? Did they realize they got big and changed the formula? Or am i insane? Probably.

2006-10-04 10:38:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Plus that thing about her stealing Travis Barker

2006-10-04 10:37:44 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 10:37:22 · 7 answers · asked by Kee-Kee 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-04 10:36:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-04 10:36:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Payments to a worker, his dependents, and/or survivors in the event of retirement, disability or death are generally covered by the system of insurance known as

A unemployment compensation
B Social Security
C worker's compensation
D pension fund
E profit sharing

2006-10-04 10:36:30 · 5 answers · asked by mel v 1 in Polls & Surveys

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Senior, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

2006-10-04 10:36:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-04 10:35:58 · 9 answers · asked by mmersman@sbcglobal.net 1 in Movies