A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
"Honey, I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozin, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules! Any comments?"
His lovely new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at eight o'clock every night - whether you're here or not."
2006-10-04 10:45:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's funny. Guess she showed him, huh?
2006-10-04 10:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'll be there either way ,The two of you or the three of you cause you will be thinking of him I'm sure .
2006-10-04 17:49:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, ma'am, that's letting him know! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-10-06 09:47:32 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was good
2006-10-04 18:18:23 · answer #4 · answered by Jenna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-04 19:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad that joke........; hahahahahahaha
2006-10-04 18:22:40 · answer #6 · answered by yvanderstockt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good rule indeed....................LOL
2006-10-04 17:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very funny
2006-10-04 17:47:40 · answer #8 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
not very
2006-10-04 19:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That is funny....!!! LOL!!!
2006-10-04 18:56:38 · answer #10 · answered by Twynnone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋