Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

One day a man rushes home because he knows that his wife is cheating on him. When he gets there, his wife is laying in bed & he's yelling and wailing that he knows there's another man in the house. As he says that he looks out the window & sees a man running. Assuming it's the guy that's his wife has been sleeping with...he pushes the refridgerator out the window. As it's plowing down to kill the runner,the cord gets wrapped around the husbands leg & it pulls him down killing both him & the runner. As they arrive at the pearly gates another soul is asking how they arrived. The runner says,"I don't know I was just running to work because I was late & a refridgerator fell on my head."The husband says,"I thought he was the guy that my wife was cheating on me with & I tried to kill him with the refridgerator & it pulled me down with it."There's another man standing there in his underwear & he says,"Well I don't know exactly how I got here,I was just sitting in the refridgerator." Hahah

2006-10-03 06:04:41 · 11 answers · asked by Amber R 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 06:04:39 · 4 answers · asked by spam 2 in Music

2006-10-03 06:04:33 · 15 answers · asked by Fun and Games 4 in Comics & Animation

they just dont know when or how to stop nagging people to death . There one in every family . Dont naggers suck ?

2006-10-03 06:04:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know, Survivor, Idol, the Bachelor... are they scripted or do people like that really exist? How much of the story is 'guided' by writers/producers? I mean, if it was real people we were working with here, it just wouldn't be that interesting, would it?

2006-10-03 06:04:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Sociological Experiment that you can all be a part of...

Tell your friends and family that it is, do not say anything about Yahoo Answers.

Say you heard it somewhere else and see how long it takes to get back to us on this website....

any chance of it working?

errr. before we start - Hawaii ISN'T sinking is it?

2006-10-03 06:03:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Come Hell or High Water?

2006-10-03 06:03:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:03:03 · 4 answers · asked by mohan k 1 in Movies

a girl who is always girly and stilish and stuff, but if u were in trouble would run away screaming....or...... a girl a bit on the rough side who would stand and fight amongst the men if a fight broke out....or of course a quiet girl who would try to pull u back??? ive always pondered on that. im the kinda girl to never back down if trouble strikes but the very little girl mates that i have say that fellas dnt like it.the fellas im frnds with mostly do. what do ye guys think???

2006-10-03 06:02:50 · 6 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=An84OIzSVcAqWD.cXZIagvEgBgx.?qid=20061003081911AA4oP52

2006-10-03 06:02:35 · 13 answers · asked by Snogworthy 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mark Hatter, Hippo ,Goose and mrs Pilkiinton .I havn`t seen them for ages

2006-10-03 06:02:34 · 7 answers · asked by keny 6 in Jokes & Riddles

please list song name and the two (2) artists

2006-10-03 06:02:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

a. yes.
B. No
C. a family member
D. friend.
E. HAVe your own story.
This is a poll thank you

2006-10-03 06:02:01 · 9 answers · asked by Thebronx 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am not a plastic girl
I like makeup but not everyday
You want me to put that heavy shadow
And go out with high heels
I am not going to impress your friends
Meetcha in the mall, and say hay!
And certainly not gonna buy
A new mini skirt

I am not a plastic girl
I am not a plastic girl
I am not a plastic girl

So just tell me , why?
You are so much into plastic!
You got a new scooter
I have no problem with that
Stop talking behind my back
With Rich, and Mat
You bought me that ugly shirt
I said ,thank you baby

I am not a plastic girl
I am not a plastic girl
I am not a plastic girl

So why don’t you come home to me!

2006-10-03 06:01:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
what is it?

2006-10-03 06:01:25 · 22 answers · asked by SIMON T 3 in Jokes & Riddles

A redneck goes into a Dunkin Donuts and notices
there's a "Roll Up The Rim To Win" Contest going on. So, he rolls it up and starts screaming "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"

The girl at the counter says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is
a car." But the person keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've
won a motor home!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"

The redneck says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!" And he hands the Cup to the manager and HE reads:.


(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! ... )

"W I N A B A G E L"

2006-10-03 06:00:46 · 14 answers · asked by abc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 06:00:36 · 18 answers · asked by deborahrumbles 2 in Music

you ask a perfectly good question, and it gets taken down!!!!!!

2006-10-03 06:00:35 · 4 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

This guy took his family to live in the wilderness. they had to move from the city to some cabin in the mountains. They had to have supplies delivered by plane. There was a man, wife, two kids. One was a boy his name i think was toby. The girl was a few years older. they encountered mountain lions and all this stuff. It wasnt swiss family robinson, but similiar. It was "something wilderness" please help me if you can!!!!

2006-10-03 05:59:42 · 7 answers · asked by flipperfan101 1 in Movies

2006-10-03 05:59:29 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 05:59:28 · 1 answers · asked by martymartian00 1 in Music

2006-10-03 05:59:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the landlord said " no, sorry you barred. "

2006-10-03 05:58:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now un patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love visit there.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a di#k.

2006-10-03 05:58:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have doubts about them.Most of them are extremely fake(personality/looks wise).
They spend so much time in this imaginary world of songs/movies...I wonder if they have time to think for themselves. Some of them just comes off as dumb because of their choice of language/communication skills. Ie: Paris Hilton(like this, like that...like like like.), Nicole Richie, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears,etc...and the list goes on!
And when they can't figure things out...they get other people to think for them/take actions for them. How are they going to survive this world when all of this fame is gone sooner or later? Yes, I am jinxing them!Lol.
A majority of them are also badly uneducated. Don't get me wrong! I have witnessed these things I stated in interviews, in addition, their own actions!

2006-10-03 05:58:19 · 10 answers · asked by AWorldThatNeedsToCalmDown 1 in Celebrities

2006-10-03 05:58:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

what's green and yellow, and slimy on the surface?

2006-10-03 05:58:07 · 6 answers · asked by kramaster 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and
came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you
shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving
that for when you get married."

The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply
said "Yes, Father."

About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young
man, in his early twenties came in.

"Yes, my son?" said the priest.

"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago
you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget
the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?"

"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I
should be saving it for when I get married", said the young
man.

"That sounds like something I probably would have said" said
the priest. "Did you take my advice?"

"Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem."

"What's that, my son?"

"Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my
pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I
supposed to do with it?"

2006-10-03 05:57:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 05:56:52 · 11 answers · asked by trickyhuh 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am. Does anyone have good news to share?

2006-10-03 05:56:35 · 4 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys