One day a man rushes home because he knows that his wife is cheating on him. When he gets there, his wife is laying in bed & he's yelling and wailing that he knows there's another man in the house. As he says that he looks out the window & sees a man running. Assuming it's the guy that's his wife has been sleeping with...he pushes the refridgerator out the window. As it's plowing down to kill the runner,the cord gets wrapped around the husbands leg & it pulls him down killing both him & the runner. As they arrive at the pearly gates another soul is asking how they arrived. The runner says,"I don't know I was just running to work because I was late & a refridgerator fell on my head."The husband says,"I thought he was the guy that my wife was cheating on me with & I tried to kill him with the refridgerator & it pulled me down with it."There's another man standing there in his underwear & he says,"Well I don't know exactly how I got here,I was just sitting in the refridgerator." Hahah
2006-10-03
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