Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

i do,only the hot days of the summer i take them off

2006-10-03 06:25:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:25:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i like being able to tie my dog to the porch
and i have lots of fun crawdaddying in the ditch

2006-10-03 06:25:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:25:39 · 7 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

LOL ... I do!!!

2006-10-03 06:25:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If I'm planning on shipping myself somewhere, would it be better to wrap myself in bubble wrap or use packing peanuts? I don't want to get any bumps or bruises during the journey.

2006-10-03 06:24:40 · 15 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:24:30 · 4 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:24:20 · 10 answers · asked by chant 1 in Television

They had video phone, we've got it... is there anything missing besides the flying cars and houses in the sky? I'll give the best answer to whoever can find the most items they had and we have now.

2006-10-03 06:24:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

YOUR BEST YO MAMMA JOKE! NOW! LETS BATTLE!

2006-10-03 06:23:45 · 2 answers · asked by Paris, je t'aime 5 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-03 06:23:14 · 17 answers · asked by - 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:22:58 · 8 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:22:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

For a halloween party (themed "A night at the Oscares") I drew the name of Bette Midler and have to dress up as her character in the Rose. I can't find any pictures of her like this. I would need a full body shot to see her costume.

Any links to any pictures are EVER so greatly appreciated.

2006-10-03 06:22:09 · 6 answers · asked by Rock Goddess 3 in Movies

The bar is on the beach and we are just looking for a great slogan that will get some attention. Any suggestions will help. Thanks!!

2006-10-03 06:21:52 · 8 answers · asked by bahama gal 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-03 06:21:50 · 8 answers · asked by HUSTLER 4 in Movies

2006-10-03 06:21:42 · 1 answers · asked by "Daytona's Finest" 1 in Music

2006-10-03 06:21:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you did tell me what you think?

2006-10-03 06:20:24 · 8 answers · asked by Assad 3 in Music

Joke 1
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing. He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."

"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly... "My as$hole itches, and I can't scratch it!"

Joke 2
Three couples, one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.

After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.

"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."

"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.

"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."

"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.

"We know," says the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."

Joke 3
Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f*cking stop clapping then!!"

2006-10-03 06:20:19 · 15 answers · asked by bri 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 06:20:15 · 6 answers · asked by ncarlson_05 2 in Television

its reallly good with a thick slice of butt cheese...........

2006-10-03 06:19:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:19:07 · 6 answers · asked by ncarlson_05 2 in Television

I'm trying to write a screenplay and need a little inspiration. I want to listen to some music to, I guess incite my imagination. I would go to allmusic.com but my school's computer won't log on there. I need to hear something intense and claustrophobic. To put it another way the story I'm trying to tell is very sexual and intense ---kind of suffocating in a way. It's a very phobic and kind of disturbing horror story. I just want to find some music that I can listen to fit what I'm writing.

2006-10-03 06:18:58 · 9 answers · asked by ari 2 in Music

These movies are usually low budget, tailor made for ad breaks , unknown actors and mostly shot indoors . and 5 minutes through the movie you realise its a tv movie

2006-10-03 06:18:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-03 06:17:50 · 8 answers · asked by GUAPOMOZZ 3 in Music

Do you remember the Mountain Dew commercials with the hillbilly that said "YAHOO, MOUNTAIN DEW!!" And there was always a picture of him on the bottle?!!!

2006-10-03 06:17:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 06:16:39 · 3 answers · asked by daviesrupert 1 in Television

thank you

2006-10-03 06:16:31 · 5 answers · asked by francyforever2004 5 in Music

everytime he sees her, he says she looks like she could use a pearl necklace. I thought ladies preferred diamonds.

2006-10-03 06:16:19 · 17 answers · asked by cherokeewhore 1 in Polls & Surveys