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i like being able to tie my dog to the porch
and i have lots of fun crawdaddying in the ditch

2006-10-03 06:25:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I like to watch all the cars fall off the jacks while the dudes are trying to put the fire out in the garage from lighting their grills with gasoline

2006-10-03 06:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0 0

well when i lived in the trailer park i used to like to throw watermellins at my neighbors trailer then poke fun at him for having the nickname "squirrel turds". Sometimes me and my pals would get liquored up tight and hit golf balls at the highway out back and start fires in the road. We also used to play tackle yard croquet. All the fun ended on one cold november mornin when the gas company came and shut off our gas and then we had no hot water, stove, or dryer. Damn you Nicor, damn you!

2006-10-03 13:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I like watching the Friday night fights, especially when the women start with all their teeth and end with a few missing

2006-10-03 13:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0 0

I like the producers of "The Jerry Springer Show" coming around looking for new show ideas.

2006-10-03 13:36:56 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

I like being the only guy home during the day with all the "trailer trash".

2006-10-03 13:29:33 · answer #5 · answered by Schlump 3 · 1 0

I don't live in one.. but if I did I have to say the fact the I didn't have to watch TV to catch an episode of cops!

2006-10-03 13:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by Druz 2 · 0 0

if I lived in one I would say not having a big a$$ mortgage payment,lol

2006-10-03 13:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 1 0

i dont live in one but if i did i would have more teeth than my neighbors and look better in my overalls

2006-10-03 13:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

leaving my christmas lights up all year long....

2006-10-03 13:41:03 · answer #9 · answered by MalibuSun 2 · 0 0

playing roulette with every thunderstorm.....

giggle

2006-10-03 13:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0 0

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