Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

I like them both the same and I just wanted to know who likes who. AND Clay is NOT GAY!

2006-10-03 05:56:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-03 05:55:04 · 4 answers · asked by ~electra~ 4 in Music

2006-10-03 05:54:00 · 7 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Music

www.crawlingabattoir.com

It's a new scifi serial that I think is funny, but I can't find any real services or e-mail lists to tell people about it. I also need places to send press releases. Any suggestions??

2006-10-03 05:53:20 · 3 answers · asked by Robsthings 5 in Magazines

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25 year old woman. Because her new husband is so old the woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms.

She is concerned that the old fellow could overexert himself. After the wedding festivities she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on the door she is expecting.

Sure enough the knock comes and there is her groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes well whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for the night.

After a few minutes there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised she consents to further coupling which is again successful after which the octogenarian bids her a fond good night and leaves.

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and is close to sleep, for the second time when there is another knock at the door and there he is again fresh as a 25 year old and ready for more.

Once again they do the horizontal boogie. As they're laying in afterglow the young bride says to him, "I am really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it three times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover Morris."

Morris looks confused, and turns to her and says," I was here already?"

2006-10-03 05:52:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He gave me a 5 minute back rub . I mean come on ! what a tease !

2006-10-03 05:52:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 05:52:01 · 36 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

What did his suicide letter say?

2006-10-03 05:51:19 · 13 answers · asked by DiVenanzo™ 5 in Music

Answers are invited for the following question:
The numbers in the third group must be related to each other in the same way as the numbers in each of the other two groups.
Find the missing number.

( 21 [30] 1) ( 20 [ 11] 10 )

( 16 [ _ ] 2 )

2006-10-03 05:51:13 · 5 answers · asked by castrol75 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-03 05:50:39 · 7 answers · asked by Fun and Games 4 in Television

2006-10-03 05:50:34 · 14 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 05:50:25 · 4 answers · asked by Dominique M 1 in Music

I need something to get the smell off *** out of my hair.

Thanks for your help!

2006-10-03 05:49:43 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.candlelightstories.com/Games/MummyGameIntro.htm

2006-10-03 05:49:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Why do they say they are going to TAKE a crap? When I go I leave it! lol

2006-10-03 05:48:58 · 6 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

for a new neck? mine is killing me! wouldn't it be great if once our bodies started falling apart we could get new parts?

2006-10-03 05:48:55 · 10 answers · asked by Jamie D 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 05:48:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't think Canada is real.

2006-10-03 05:48:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The law enforcement
officer today referred
to that killer of those
little girls as the "gentleman."

That irks me to hear them
referred to by a name
that denotes respect!!!

There is nothing 'gentle'
about them and certainly
nothing 'lady' like!!

Shouldn't they just
refer to them as
'man' or 'woman'?

2006-10-03 05:48:21 · 13 answers · asked by NANCY K 6 in Polls & Surveys

In case I'm behind you in the checkout?

2006-10-03 05:48:21 · 10 answers · asked by trickyhuh 1 in Polls & Surveys

I feel a bit silly now! thought I liked si fi but getting the idea its acctually fantasy I like. What can I say... I'm blond!!!

2006-10-03 05:47:35 · 4 answers · asked by natalie s 1 in Other - Entertainment

I say it's a tie between Married With Children and Batman.

2006-10-03 05:47:34 · 6 answers · asked by isip5tequila 3 in Television

2006-10-03 05:46:59 · 13 answers · asked by trickyhuh 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think she is a vastly underrated actress. Unfortuantely she keeps getting roles in dead series or side roles. Her new series 'Vanished' is no exception I think its already cancelled. Too bad, I feel like I am her only fan.

2006-10-03 05:46:42 · 4 answers · asked by Fire_God_69 5 in Celebrities

not talking about the fifth one where there is copycat killing?

2006-10-03 05:46:39 · 6 answers · asked by opaulo30 3 in Movies

2006-10-03 05:46:37 · 14 answers · asked by hog4ubaby 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-03 05:46:26 · 25 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.

"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

2006-10-03 05:46:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ive seen that movie like a million times and i just love it!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-03 05:45:38 · 9 answers · asked by cayla_152 3 in Movies

Jose Gonzalez 'crosses' i think its the best video and song in a long time. your thoughts plz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzmT9X6Ue_8

2006-10-03 05:45:22 · 15 answers · asked by michael 2 in Music