Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
2006-10-03 05:46:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...LMAO!! Thanks for the humor!!
2006-10-03 07:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not to hard core! I have seen harder! Still cool
2006-10-03 07:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least the wife gets a vacation for awhile.
2006-10-03 06:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, this ain't the way I heard it but I'll give you a E for effort
2006-10-03 05:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl- Poor guy... gonna get sucked dry....
2006-10-03 06:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Perfectly.Flawed♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! Two gallons!! He'll be there awhile. LOL!! Great joke. You never let me down. Thanks Citizen!!
2006-10-03 06:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah....omg....poor farmer!!!
2006-10-03 05:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Amber R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that must be where the phrase f u c k e d for days comes from!
2006-10-03 05:50:46 · answer #8 · answered by Karen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two gallons of come? wow.
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2006-10-03 05:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good one!
2006-10-03 06:17:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA !!!
2006-10-03 06:10:56 · answer #11 · answered by darkpony6262 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋