A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and
came upon a young boy who was masturbating. "My son, you
shouldn't be doing that", said the priest. "You should be saving
that for when you get married."
The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply
said "Yes, Father."
About 10 years later the priest was in his study when a young
man, in his early twenties came in.
"Yes, my son?" said the priest.
"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago
you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget
the advice you gave then."
"And what was that, my son?"
"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I
should be saving it for when I get married", said the young
man.
"That sounds like something I probably would have said" said
the priest. "Did you take my advice?"
"Yes I did, Father; but there's only one problem."
"What's that, my son?"
"Well, I have a 55 gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my
pickup truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I
supposed to do with it?"
2006-10-03 05:57:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
once again lol...
2006-10-03 05:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by H0ttness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuck
2006-10-03 06:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by janeannpat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where are you getting this stuff? Athother good one.
2006-10-03 05:59:55 · answer #3 · answered by haiku_katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I might actually read your question if you shortened it by about 50 or so lines.
2006-10-03 05:59:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yuck. i hope he doesn't give that to his wife as a wedding present...
2006-10-03 06:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by skywarp_38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny, very funny.
2006-10-03 06:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww- I totally wasn't expecting that!
2006-10-03 05:59:14 · answer #7 · answered by amandan0218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO eweee!
2006-10-03 06:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I MASTURBATE ALL THE TIME, ITS NORMAL...BY THE WAY CUTE JOKE.
2006-10-03 05:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by PRETTYGIRL 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
llol
2006-10-03 05:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by SinCity 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao.......good one.......
some 'born again' type will report ya though......
they need to lighten up..........
2006-10-03 06:03:07 · answer #11 · answered by tg315 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋